Tadpole Launch

Violently stimulating your member, the momentum building, you feel them swimming up you, their momentum building. You’re volatile. Any little movement could send you over the edge and your little guys flying into the abyss (the corner of your bed that you don’t sleep on)

God, people say Amanda is eating too much and getting too big and that’s she’s ugly, but as I watch her devour her eighth chocolate bar in 10 minutes, I’m titillated. Nipples…turgid, lower member…erect, goop sack…swollen. GOD I NEED TO EXCUSE MYSELF TO THE BATHROOM SO I CAN TADPOLE LAUNCH TO HER VSCO

by Prolapseboiii November 3, 2023

set up the launch pad

to place T.P. on the seat in a public restroom before crapping.

Dude, I had to crap so bad that I almost didn't have enuogh time to set up the launch pad

by Orren Jensen January 14, 2008

failure to launch

To plan an event down to the very last detail, only to be blown up in the end by a single variable gone wrong.

Suzy: Ok, got my cell phone, keys, car, and purse. Good to go! Me and Mark are going to have so much fun!
*Ring Ring*
Hello?
Mark: Yeah, uh... I can't make it to the party. My mom broke her leg and I have to take her to the hospital. Sorry.
*Click*
Suzy: *calls her BFF*
Danielle, Mark is blowing off the party! *cry cry*
Danielle: Girl you just got a failure to launch.

by Locknëss of Anub'Arak June 2, 2009

Failure to Launch

When you hold your pee in for a long time and when you finally have to use the toilet, you no longer have to pee or only a little bit of urine comes out. This often happens in men's bathrooms when you wait in line for the urinal and when it's time for you to go, nothing...

I had a Failure To Launch at the movie theater when i had to go when watching Avengers Endgame.

by Keanu CHEESE July 18, 2020

Lizard Launch

the act of jizzing so much and fast, that the other person is launched off of the male rod.

Please don't lizard launch me

I did you hear that blank got lizard launched last night.

by Lizard Len March 2, 2014

Aborted the launch

When you try to force out a fart, but don't because you might shart yourself if you fart.

Frank aborted the launch to avoid sharting.

by bilcifer September 22, 2009

chinese space launch

When you blow finely powdered opium into someone's asshole and they fart it out, resulting in an historically offensive cloud resembling the result of many (i.e. failed) Chinese spacecraft launches.

Your sister and I arranged a Chinese space launch for 08:00.

by djf December 13, 2014