larping

the act of lacerating your penis

Alex: “yo what are you doing bro”
David: “im larping my shit right now”
Alex: “what the fuck”

by Givemesomeskin December 27, 2025

Larding

The act of extreme, almost performative laziness, expressed by lying or slouching so relaxed and spread out that one appears excessively heavy or inert.

A state of indulgent inactivity: doing nothing productive, often idly consuming content, or otherwise rotting away.

"I planned to do something today, but I ended up larding around for three hours instead."

"Jonathan is such a larder. He never wants to do anything."

"I don’t feel like doing anything today. I just wanna lard around."

by Kadoodlebob January 13, 2026

Language LARPing

When somebody on the internet writes in a langauge (mainly non-Latin) that they absolutely know nothing about. It is either garbled nonsense or something understandable translated via Google translate, but mostly the former.

boi_amogus: 암얼봉쪙똠힝뻬안으어어으 😲😂😂

xDuncan89: @boi_amogus What you typed doesn't even make sense in Korean. Gtfo with that language LARPing dude.

boi_amogus: @xDuncan89 옴와?? 왕여알옴우준잉윷ᄃ꺽!!!!

Wilbur H: @boi_amogus Bro I am Korean and can confirm what you said is absolute gibberish. Can you not?

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 5, 2022

writ larging it up

1/The use of the phrase 'writ large' to pepper meetings and affect intelligence even though the user of the phrase doesn't actually know what it means and therefore doesn't use it correctly.

2/Can also be used (writ large) to describe any type of word or phrase that someone uses specifically to appear more intelligent when the use of the word or phrase is in fact used incorrectly.

Despite her law school education, which would imply she should know what the word actually means, Kim is always writ larging it up in our prison reform policy meetings.

Once again Talib Kweli catches Kanye, the "proud non-reader of books", writ larging it up as he describes himself as a genius.

by M.E.G.A. November 19, 2022