by McGribs December 07, 2010
A Larry is typically a middle aged man with dust colored hair and a knack for being the creepiest old pervert in the room. Often can be picked out of a crowd like a stripper at Sunday mass by his gaudy pawn shop bought yellow gold chain and rings and the pungent smell of 15 sprays of gas station Jordache cologne.
Larry's will typically fly solo. He'll be the lone wolf in the bar preying on the youngest girls. Characterized by his social awkward interactions with the opposite sex. Larry's find it ever hard to keep his eyes off every girls breast while a creepily giggles while trying to convince them to go on a date. He'll often be spotted sipping on one O'doul's for the whole night.
If you ever catch yourself being the wing man for a Larry, abort mission ASAP. Along with his flirting skills that will make any girl dry up like a California drought, you can expect for him to eat the most expensive thing on the menu, put his prey's drinks on your tab and look to you to foot the bill.
Larry's will typically fly solo. He'll be the lone wolf in the bar preying on the youngest girls. Characterized by his social awkward interactions with the opposite sex. Larry's find it ever hard to keep his eyes off every girls breast while a creepily giggles while trying to convince them to go on a date. He'll often be spotted sipping on one O'doul's for the whole night.
If you ever catch yourself being the wing man for a Larry, abort mission ASAP. Along with his flirting skills that will make any girl dry up like a California drought, you can expect for him to eat the most expensive thing on the menu, put his prey's drinks on your tab and look to you to foot the bill.
by Johnny Blitzing Red Rocket January 27, 2018
A 1/2 or 1/4 full beer that someone abandons at any social gathering with no intention of returning to drink.
by Mister Fla February 03, 2010
A pretty considerate guy that collects maps and reads language books on his free time. Hes the kinda guy that might listen to the Grateful Dead and sustains himself while driving by drinking coffee and eating sunflower seeds. He’s smart and clever and relies on his brain to make decisions.
Larry considers himself an “intellectual.”
by Sciencerules July 23, 2018
Larry is put into many words. He is very confident! He'll do a little bragging, but all you can do is smile. He is the sweetest man ever. A friend who can be your best friend. He loves video games and absolutely adores them. He is very athletic in sports such as tennis, golf and track. He is a fast runner and you couldn't catch him... even with a car. He will support you, no matter what. He will make you laugh and always comes toward you with a smile. Once you have a Larry in your life, you can't let him go.
Person 1: I've had a bad day, let me call Larry.
Person 2: Larry, the boy who is obsessed with video games?
Person 1: Yep, that's Larry.
Person 2: Larry, the boy who is obsessed with video games?
Person 1: Yep, that's Larry.
by URSOLOVED April 26, 2022
Cult of deranged delusional insane people who made up a relationship between two men (Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson from One Direction).
Despite them and their family and friends denying the relationship and begging fans to stop with the theories and making it more than clear that it made them uncomfortable, these people continued to conspire and harass, bully and hate anyone who stands in the way of their fantasy.
They hate on family members, girlfriends, coworkers, etc. Basically they hate anyone who disproves that non-existent relationship.
They started making conspiracy theories about Harry and Louis since they were only 16 and 18 years old including theories that involve sexual acts between them.
They have no limits.
Despite them and their family and friends denying the relationship and begging fans to stop with the theories and making it more than clear that it made them uncomfortable, these people continued to conspire and harass, bully and hate anyone who stands in the way of their fantasy.
They hate on family members, girlfriends, coworkers, etc. Basically they hate anyone who disproves that non-existent relationship.
They started making conspiracy theories about Harry and Louis since they were only 16 and 18 years old including theories that involve sexual acts between them.
They have no limits.
Larries once again hating on Eleanor and Olivia (Louis' and Harry's girlfriends) because they don't want to let go of a made up relationship they created in their heads.
by sunflowershabit September 16, 2021