Facebook Memory Lapse

The instance when one takes a "couple secs" to check his/ her facebook before starting homework, spends an hour checking, then forgets entirely what they were doing the moments before checking facebook

Girl: Hey did you get the annotations for English done last night?
Guy: Shit, I must've had facebook memory lapse, I totally forgot!
Girl: Dipshit

by ThatOneWhiteMan January 12, 2011

LaCoste Effect

(2004) Synonym with white flight. Literally, an unorganized movement of white 16-22 year olds away from the old Abercrombie staple to once again, recapture a sense of patrician exclusivity characteristic of many American whites.

The LaCoste Effect increases as the frequency of non-white Abercombie- wearers increase.

by Tirade June 2, 2004

Lampost

One of the many genders

I sexually identify myself as a lampost

by Pedophilc Paul May 24, 2017

A Momentary Lapse of Penis

Thinking with your dick instead of your brain.

A slightly different take on Pink Floyd's 1987 album "A Momentary Lapse of Reason", used to describe the process in which the male anatomy overrides all rational decision making. Similarities can be drawn to "the heart wants what the heart wants", but "what the penis wants" is more powerful, visceral, and immediate.

Jack: Dude, you must have been beer goggling last night. That girl was such a butterface!
Jim: Yeah, I had a momentary lapse of penis.

John: Why the hell did I out my crush like that and admit to having all these feelings...I don't even like her that much!
Jake: Blame it on a momentary lapse of penis!

by nearly civilized February 18, 2010

Hot Laps

When skiing or snowboarding, taking "hot laps" in the park involves flowing through the park quickly without stopping, riding right to the lift, and repeating. you can get much more park in this way. and its hella fun.

Well hurry up, cause were takin hot laps!

by bordr17 February 19, 2011

Loser laps

Driving around town trying to be cool because you have nothing better to do or youre showing off.

"Hey tom there's nothing to do."
"HEY! Lets go for some loser laps!"

by Katerina Katana August 2, 2006

Lapstone

noun, A discomforted testicle that has become the victim of the recrossing of ones legs without due consideration of the seam line of over-tight trousers.

Guy 1: (concerned) What's up, dude?
Guy 2: (grimacing, eyes watering)...lapstone...

by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009