Spaniard Lanyard

When you tie a long length of rope around a mans testicles, loop it up around the neck, tie a slip knot and proceed to tighten the two loops together. (A form of bondage)

"Hey Terry, how'do it go with that half titted 20yr old last night?"

"We tried out the Spaniard Lanyard, she cracked my ribs and stole my deoderant."

"Last time I do that..."

by SpanishBull January 24, 2017

Sunflower lanyard

Somthing that symbols hidden dysabilites but people (mostly karens) use so they dont need to wear a mask

Sunflower lanyards are for hidden disibilities not no mask

by CheeseAjdhduajsbfjsjabs August 18, 2021

Lanar

Someone that retains mental thoughts of homosexual rabbits.

Don't worry John, he is just a lanar, even i would hit that.

by Kinos March 1, 2009

Linearization

The act of aligning or focusing ideas,and/or objects in a linear (strait lined) fashion

Cephalization is a huge advantage for the animal world for the purpose of creating the centralized nervous system with sensory organs such as olfactory senses, sight or just the basic linearization of nervous tissue toward the head or sometimes anterior regions. This helps the animal to learn, adapt, compete for resources, and procreate within it's ecosystem, basically to think and learn.

by ChillaxdBrat June 22, 2011

lanyard

adj; something that is completely unbearable. The opposite of standard.

Going to work on Mondays is lanyard.

by standard June 23, 2004

Lanealdo

A superb young footballing talent - the next ronaldo?

"God what a goal lanealdo has just scored! He really is the next Ronaldo!"

by Billy March 15, 2005

Lanark Village

A quaint drinking village on the Gulf of Mexico in Northwest FL known as "a drinking village with a fishing problem". The locals are all down to earth low key retirees or fisherman/laborers. Drinking and getting high are the main thing to do with fishing and sand dunning following close behind.

The alchoholics is Lanark Village trains AITs, Alchoholics in Training.

by beeta808 April 7, 2011