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Reverse lambering

Exactly like lambering but done solo by contracting the anal muscle, also known as the Fudge muscle, in such a way as to control one’s turd exiting and entering the anus in a rythmic manner. The result produces a vibrant symphony of bleats, grunts, rumbles and snorts. Masters are believed to achieve The symphony with this technique.
Elaine : What is that I hear? It sounds lovely!
Jerry : It’s the damn Maestro practicing the lost art of Reverse lambering.
by AlabamaBaby February 20, 2021
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Louis Lambert

Arguably the superior member of the hit band Inhaler.
“Oh what is the name of the guy in the band Inhaler, the best me ever”

Ryan McMahon, Josh Jenkinson

“NO”

“Oh you mean Louis Lambert@
by squirtcobain April 22, 2021
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Lambert

1:
A substitution for the word "cunt", most often used in the town of Colchester, where local team manager Paul Lambert left Colchester United for local rivals Norwich City.

2:
A person lacking intelligence and/or common sense.
1: "The referee at today's game is such a fucking Lambert"

2: "He got a low test score. What a Lambert"
by Youknowwhothisismk2 May 4, 2011
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ethan lambert

there’s ethan lambert, tamras boyfriend and the cutest boy ever.
that’s tamras boyfriend. ethan lambert is the cutest person ever. his laugh is the most precious thing you’ll ever hear. and he tries everything he can to make you laugh. ethan lambert loves his gf more than any other of his friends and puts her first.
by ebosgf January 25, 2020
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Lapbear

A girl, usually college age, who wears Ugg boots, leggings as pants, and a North Face jacket. Usually spotted among sororities.
"I went to the student union today. It's full of lapbears!"

"The weather is getting cold. Won't be long until the lapbears come out of hibernation."
by Fine-ass Okapi October 31, 2011
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Lambert

Especially foul piece of shit left floating in a public toilet, especially at truckstops in rural areas or similarly filthy restrooms. Etymology unknown, apparently regional to Seattle area.
Oh, christ, somebody left me a lambert.
by That's what she said... November 10, 2009
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