knee-butt

The knee-butt is a painful yet entertaining move that can be preformed on friends and ememies alike. The move is executed as follows:

The unsuspecting victim is standing so that their back is facing you. Approach the person, call out "knee-butt!" and knee them right in the ass bone. Hurts like hell. It is customary to call out the knee-butt warning before kneeing. When knee-butting friends it is recommended to knee with care, due to the potential anal crushing power of the move. Grabbing onto the persons shoulders can add a more visually dramatic element to the move, as well as increasing the power behind it.

Kevin: "Dude why are you hopping around and holding onto your ass like a fucking fairy?"
Steve: "Dustin just friggin gave me the worst knee-butt of my life!"

by Lee T September 24, 2005

knee-slapper

when someone slapps their knees because somethings really funny.

eg. danas brother sings and dances to 'its raining men' KNEE-SLAPPER

eg. claudias hair is ranga *slaps knee*

by dont you just wish you knew July 13, 2009

knee grinder

Boobs or "tits" that sag so far they slap against the persons knees.

Dude check out that grandma shes totally got knee grinders!

by HAHA KYLE H. COLIN B. DID THIS December 13, 2010

Taking a knee in the 4th

The act of entering the restroom at work on a Friday evening, 30 minutes before leaving for the weekend, and taking a 30 minute long shit.

Every Friday from 4:30 - 5:00pm Matthew can be found taking a knee in the 4th to close out a successful work week.

by StoutSkeeze November 18, 2011

kneecap

1. to shoot someone in the kneecap

2. to stifle someone or something

They were arrested after they were caught attempting to kneecap a homeless man and now face a trial for assault.

by The Return of Light Joker May 26, 2008

Bend the Knee

1. to bow down to a king or queen
2. to knell to be knighted
3. a popular saying in pop culture

4. an instant classic single by The Singslayer

Person 1: Hey man, what's that song you are playing right now?
Person 2: That's that new fire song. It is called "Bend the Knee" by The Singslayer.
Person 1: Game of Thrones would be proud.

by GOODMusicHERE May 29, 2019

Knee Defender

A two-piece device used to prevent the airline passenger in front of you from pushing their seat back, thus giving you more leg room.

"I'm glad I brought along my Knee Defender on this flight. Much more room for me in front."

by yes juanito yes August 26, 2014