The act of dressing up to go out and meet african american males in an effort to establish a physical relationship. Named after the similarity to a male testicle.

Person 1: "Look at that skank, what she doin'?
Person 2: "Oh, she kumquatting tonight"
Person 1: "Look out Kanye"

kumquatting by VirginiaSalope September 6, 2010

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Spelunk kumquats

1. Any anal sex activity when the receiver has hemorrhoids.

2. Shoving testicles into an anus, either into someone else's or the guy's.

1. "Jim likes anal but his gf didn't want him spelunking her kumquats."

2A. "Kate wanted to try double penetration so she asked her bf to spelunk kumquats while he fucked her."

2B. "Stacy threatened to spelunk Frank's kumquats if she caught him with another girl."

Spelunk kumquats by Starbucks Lena April 13, 2010

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KumQuatAgain

Instead of saying what did you just say bitch I know your not talking to me

KumQuatAgain ,you just might want to check who your talking about.

KumQuatAgain by KumQuatAgain September 17, 2020

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Kumsquat

When you bust a nut inside her and she has to get it out.

I blew a load in her and she couldn’t get pregnant, so she started doing kumsquats.

Kumsquat by Illhandicap December 29, 2020

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