puerto rican kumquat

when a white guy shits on a puerto rican while having sex with a woman

"Man, last night was so sweet. I did the best puerto rican kumquat ever."

by captain deeze March 3, 2012

Kumquat

Autistic. Retard.

Go away you fuckinh kumquat

by Hannh0305 February 16, 2024

kumquat kaiser

A shitsprayed, tiny featured, tactless assfruit head of state with a facial cloaca. About as likely to keep the American people safe as Wilhelm the Second did in Germany, by precipitating World War III through incompetence via some reach around backdoor deal.

All hail the kumquat kaiser, listen carefully for his words can barely escape his tiny mouth and will damn all to oblivion

by atwatofgingers February 14, 2017

Kumquat

The biggest sloppiest low down dirty crack junkie slut!

Emily is the biggest KUMQUAT

by Mooz33 May 6, 2025

Kumquat squat

when you squat and cum,piss, and shit over you partners penis and moan all at the time

man sally over there gave me a nice Kumquat squat a few mins ago

by measpinner2647 August 21, 2016

Kumquat

Kumquat Is a nickname of a boy named “Ryan” that a group that called themselves “knarp” gave to this boy

Ryan the kumquat is currently on a mission

by Tw.nograpes March 19, 2021