Kester

Noun- Kester is a cigarette were the tobacco is replaced with feces and is often used as a prank by teenagers in the UK

Guy1: Bruh this isn't weed

Guy2: Yeah replaced your's with a Kester haha lol

by Red-V December 23, 2019

keester it

1. To stick something up your to hide it. (Especially in a hurry)

2. When you have to much of something, its a suggestion to get rid of it

1. Prisoner #1-Hide that shit fast!

Prisoner #2-Nigga how?

Prisoner #1-Just keester it!

Prisoner #2-...Fuck

2. Person #1-Damn, we got to much _______ (fill in the blank with anything you want)

Person #2- Just keester it bitch

by keestermaster February 9, 2010

Kersti

An awesome sisterly friend who is into anime and Panic! at the Disco.

Hey Kersti! How's it going!

Oh not too bad, just listening to Panic!

by Cyka Blyat KING September 26, 2018

Krestel

Has the most unique name on earth because it's not on this dictionary before I did put this here.

Hey Krestel, you're so damn intimidating.

by AKCH November 24, 2021

keester pack

Prison or Customs smuggling term.

A small package of contraband inserted into the Anus or rectum to avoid detection. Usually drugs in a small balloon, condom or plastic bag.

The dude smuggled in 3 grams of tar in a keester pack.

by Kuerno May 23, 2008

krastic

Hella bad, wack, intense, gnarly.

However, when relating to musical or athletic events, or members of the opposite sex connotations are positive.

Yo you see that nooty bift down the street? Did you see her grill? Boofendaw, that shit was krastic.

I got stung on my nipple and my dickhead. Shit was krastic.

A: Hello friend. Did you enjoy the Portland Symphony's performance last night?
B: Hell yeah mother fucker! Beethoven's Op. 23 was so krastic! Damn I wanna hear that shit again.

by enemyrobertsmith August 30, 2009

kreate

A process by which a normal or seemingly ordinary thing transforms into something extraordinary

Person 1: "Dude. How does Goku go into his Super Saiyan mode?"
Person 2: "Kreate bruv. Kreate"
Person 1: "Woah! I wanna kreate man"
Person 2: "Sigh. Go for it."

by digitalbirdperson April 21, 2018