krastic

Hella bad, wack, intense, gnarly.

However, when relating to musical or athletic events, or members of the opposite sex connotations are positive.

Yo you see that nooty bift down the street? Did you see her grill? Boofendaw, that shit was krastic.

I got stung on my nipple and my dickhead. Shit was krastic.

A: Hello friend. Did you enjoy the Portland Symphony's performance last night?
B: Hell yeah mother fucker! Beethoven's Op. 23 was so krastic! Damn I wanna hear that shit again.

by enemyrobertsmith August 30, 2009

Krstich

Ker-stich - By far the best last name known to man. Although difficult to pronounce and constantly ignored, those who achieve the ability to correctly enunciate it are catapulted into greatness, succeeded only by the carrier of such name. Adding letters will only create more chaos. Soon to be appearing on a local billboard or wanted poster.

Damn, did you see that sick 3 that Krstich just threw down?

by Joe Not Anonymous October 20, 2008

Krastachenje

A situation where multiple women (zhababas) occupy a single space, usually for a sleepover with insufficient sleeping capacities so many may share a bed, a couch, or even a carpet; this then is called the ultimate krastachenje.

I was with my chicken coop clan yesterday preparing for today’s 2nd hand boutique sale; we had a sleepover at my studio and it was the ultimate krastachenje!!!!

by Bizmarck May 7, 2022

Milos Krasic

A very fast and skillful Serbian winger, who plays for Russian club CSKA Moscow and the Serbian National team! He is wanted by many top footballing clubs around Europe such as Liverpool,Ac milan, Real Madrid, Bayern Munich etc...

Milos Krasic is wanted by many clubs due to his quickness down the wing. He has excellent crossing and great dribbling skills. He also manages to score plenty of goals!

by whatupp20 April 13, 2010

nenad krstic

An amazing player for the New Jersey Nets who's from overseas.

Person A: Wow, that Nenad Krstic sure is amazing.
Person B: Yeah, if he gets good enough, he can be the next Brian Scalabrine.

by Jason Kidd July 5, 2004

kristication

time where you're off of work and you devote all your time to kristi and whatever she wants to do

kristi: "hey babe, what would you like to do today?"
greg: "anything you want honey, this is our kristication!"

by chanapple cinnamoncake November 10, 2012

krustic

a STD that creates chaffing and rashes on your scrotum caused by way to much butt sex.

i went to the doctor and he told me that I had krustic

by karacob January 19, 2010