Kojak

A smoking hot, naturally bald, or balding man. This coveted man may also be considered a fox, solely due to his balding. He owns it. He is not wanting for confidence, or hair.

"Yo dude, I am really worried about my gf travelling for work. Her assistant is a real Kojak.."
"Oh no bro! In that case, you should be."

by Darknlovelyali July 22, 2018

Kobayashi

The art of putting into ones mouth, usually at speed and with excited furor, items which are shaped like or resemble a penis - such as Hot Dog, Banana or actual cock.

"My ex-boyfriend Tony loved to give me oral. He'd put my cock in his mouth like Kobayashi!"

"Dude, did you see Grant at the game last week with that hot dog?"
"Yeah man, it didn't stand a chance with him. Like fuckin' Kobayashi!"

by ConcreteMonkeyUK September 18, 2020

Kojak LoJack

How da famous NYC detective tracks his vehicle and other valuables if they get stolen.

If someone steals da homing-device from Lieutenant Theo's car, would dat be called a "Kojak LoJack hijack"???

by QuacksO May 23, 2021

Tohru Kobayashi

Main character and best girl in the manga series Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid.

Man 1- Hey have you heard of Tohru Kobayashi? She's best girl

Man 2- You mean Tohru Honda?

Man 1- NO U IDIOT

by Rainmorelikepain January 4, 2022

Kobayashi's Law

That for a given number of identically made socks being lost to the Sock Gnome, the value of each sock losy except for the 2nd to last sock is minimal, whereas the value of the 2nd to last sock's value is close to infinite.

John had 8 Black identical socks. The Sock Gnome gradually stole 6 of them over the course of time. John didn't care that much because he still had a working pair; however, once John lost the 2nd to last sock, the remaining sock was virtually useless, by Kobayashi's Law.

QED.

by SockGnome3000 September 8, 2008

kokay

Kokay is when you’re stuck between k and Okay or just wanting to put them together.

Someone: I’m on my way.
Me: Kokay

by Che’Mia September 8, 2019

Doing the Kobayashi

Performing oral sex on a man. Giving head.

I walked in on my friend doing the kobayashi on her boyfriend.

by John Hocker February 26, 2011