blind shit koi 

a bad driver, who just came of a boat from asia, eyes can only see skyscrapers by looking sideways.

boy: i hate thoes blind shit koi's they suck at driving.
girl: omg i like almost got hit by one of thoes!!!

girl: i hate thoes....

blind shit koi by pokepotty August 1, 2011

Arminian Koi Carp 

1) large and expensive species of carp – eats a lot
2) a character in the Arminian mythology. Going back to the writing of Plinius the Elder and originating from the Japanese word for lover 'koibito' – hortcut koi

3) user of the online banking service Revolut

4) Italo-German Individual sharing a flat with a sex addicted and neurotic baron, a communist but still hating his 9to5 job Greek, and an Arab who thinks he is Italian.

i) "Look that guy looks like Wilson Gonzales Ochsenknecht, he must be an Arminian Koi Carp!"
ii) "Save the Arminian Koi Carp!"
iii) "An Arminian Koi Carp called me today. He wouldn't stop talking about this thing called Revolut."
iv) "Hello, I am a Arminian Koi Carp"

Arminian Koi Carp by Not an Arminian Koi Carp May 28, 2018

A Koi 

“A Koi” Is Making The General Chat In A Discord Server’s Cooldown 6 Hours Thinking It Will Go Back To Normal For Everyone Once They Change It Back.

“Ferret Did A Koi”
or
“Do You Remember When Ferret Did A Koi?”

A Koi by AFDN December 23, 2021

Trew'koi 

Trew'koi : means Trew love. Koi in Japanese means love. Like koi fishes are love fish

Trew'koi is means Trew love in Japanese

Trew'koi by Re ifsj April 6, 2023

daddy koi 

A person with a retard way of thinking, usually found in the internet spreading silly information

Are you Daddy koi?

daddy koi by Mr.Silly January 29, 2024

Swedish koi pond 

This can only be performed by the uncut brothers. When the foreskin is stretched upward to make what appears to be a small cup and is then filled with what ever liquid is desired and Swedish fish are placed into the “pond”.

“Mike send the boys a pic of your Swedish koi pond!”

Mike: “I lost one in there from last time!”

Swedish koi pond by Koi pond guy March 9, 2024

Fat Koi 

An expression of admiration or enthusiasm for a person, thing or action.

James: “Bintangs and a midnight swim?”
David: “That sounds SO FAT KOI BRO!”

Fat Koi by boysandkois March 22, 2024