Kobe

Kobe is a fun person who can be very obnoxious all the time. he is kinda good looking and no girls like him. He is smart and he makes jokes a couple of times that people laugh at. He is pretty shy but if you become his friend he will be his true self which is very weird.

Girl so do you like kobe?
Another girl no he's ugly!
GirlIKR!!

Kobe by Youngdaggerwoes November 20, 2019

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Kobe

Kobe is usually someone you struggle to understand and a touch retarded. His beard looks like an un groomed arse crack, some say he's an absolute creature, but they love him anyway

You cooked cereal in a pan, your so kobe

Kobe by Kobella November 22, 2021

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Kobe

The expensive beef from Japan

I ate Kobe yesterday!

Kobe by Phuza December 3, 2021

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Kobe

Kobe is a very sexy and buff guy, he has a huge penis that sways at the rythm of any beat that just so happens to be played as he walks. Kobe also has 3 brains, so he is never wrong. You are a very unlucky person if you happen to cross him in a bad mood.

Yooo that’s a huge dick! What’s your name, kobe?

Kobe by Big man kobe January 15, 2022