by Johnny Tats June 18, 2008
by Maddie reilly January 14, 2019
Yo wanna fly kites this weekend?
Yeah bro!
Can't believe we are flying kites right now!
Shut up, your ruining the high!
Yeah bro!
Can't believe we are flying kites right now!
Shut up, your ruining the high!
by Derethad June 22, 2010
by Jesus is Your uncle August 07, 2005
1)noun. The book Kite Runner, by Khaled Hosseini about a Afghan man named Amir who returns to his motherland to rectify a mistake.
2)verb. Means to rape someone/something, specifically anal rape. Refers to the book Kite Runner, in which a 12-year-old boy anal rapes a 10-year-old boy. Personified by quick, rhythmic, grunts.
" Assef knelt behind Hassan, put his hands on Hassan's hips and lifted his bare buttocks. He keptone hand on Hassan's back and undid his own belt buckle with his free hand. He unzipped his jeans. Dropped his underwear. He positioned himself behind Hassan...From just around the corner, I could hear Assef's quick, rhythmic grunts."
2)verb. Means to rape someone/something, specifically anal rape. Refers to the book Kite Runner, in which a 12-year-old boy anal rapes a 10-year-old boy. Personified by quick, rhythmic, grunts.
" Assef knelt behind Hassan, put his hands on Hassan's hips and lifted his bare buttocks. He keptone hand on Hassan's back and undid his own belt buckle with his free hand. He unzipped his jeans. Dropped his underwear. He positioned himself behind Hassan...From just around the corner, I could hear Assef's quick, rhythmic grunts."
1)"Kite Runner is a book about a man named Amir who attempts to correct his wrongs."
2)"Dude, I got Kite Runnered by that insane Enlgish test."
"Did you hear? Joey got Kite Runnered!"
2)"Dude, I got Kite Runnered by that insane Enlgish test."
"Did you hear? Joey got Kite Runnered!"
by Nicholas Lai September 01, 2005
6 men put one red head girl in a room. They all fuck her without protection. The redhead becomes pregnant and nine months later a paternity test shows who the actual father is. The father wins a kite.
by tim colgan August 08, 2003
an insult used to demean the likes of a friend or relative who has e.d.... implying that said person might as well tie a kite to his dick
Mike:So how did the other night go?
Justin:I've sure had better performances, if you know what I mean.
Mike:Man, what a dick kite!
Justin:I've sure had better performances, if you know what I mean.
Mike:Man, what a dick kite!
by Tim Bianco March 17, 2008