The act of getting two women to press their breasts together around the head of your penis, draping down the shaft like a kilt. Upgrades to a Golden Milk Kilt if the two women are your wife and sister-in-law.
Bro, I had a threesome the other night with these two baddies, and got them to give me a Milk Kilt!!!
by Bigpumpzaddy May 11, 2023
Get the Milk Kiltmug. KILT ( adv.) - the act of disappearing spontaneously or going ghost, without reason, cause or known whereabouts, eluding contact with school officials, family members, friends, authority figures, and/or entire cities over an unknown period of time.
"I'm 'bout to go kilt on these niggas if they're not back by 6."
"Damn, I've been stressed the fuck out lately. I really need to go kilt for a few days. My phone's off, so don't call. "
"THAT SHIT KILT."
"Damn, I've been stressed the fuck out lately. I really need to go kilt for a few days. My phone's off, so don't call. "
"THAT SHIT KILT."
by Supreemo October 20, 2012
Get the kiltmug. 
by Bddddddd April 20, 2017
Get the Kiltmug. When you try to show off, but you show your ass instead, as a man in a kilt doing a handstand would.
Bob is trying to impress Alice with his dubious car knowledge, and Alice hasn't told him yet that she's been a mechanic for almost 10 years. He's doing kilted handstands every time he opens his mouth and I'm here for it.
by Zulikath October 1, 2025
Get the kilted handstandmug. by rfry11 September 17, 2019
Get the kiltmug. When a man gets out of the shower in the morning and wraps his towel around his waist to continue his morning activities.
by Clyde McClydeson October 18, 2011
Get the Bathroom Kiltmug.