kilt

1. An article of clothing worn by Scottish people, that appears as a kneelength, usually plaid, skirt

2. A greeting used by Scottish folk, similar to the way Australians use the term, 'Mate'

^ This can be friendly, but can also be rude depending on the context or relationship with that person. (see definition 3)

3. A term used, primarily by Scots, to refer to someone who's unpleasant.

1. "I'm gonna wear a kilt today!"
2. "Hey, my kilt! How's it goin'?"
3. "Ugh, he's such an annoying kilt. I can't stand him."

by soapycarpet February 26, 2023

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Ham Kilt

1. A kilt made of ham
2. A woman's genitals (also, see muff cabbage)

No, Susy can't come to the phone right now, she's cleaning her ham kilt.

by Cam Franklin May 17, 2011

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Milk Kilt

The act of getting two women to press their breasts together around the head of your penis, draping down the shaft like a kilt. Upgrades to a Golden Milk Kilt if the two women are your wife and sister-in-law.

Bro, I had a threesome the other night with these two baddies, and got them to give me a Milk Kilt!!!

by Bigpumpzaddy May 11, 2023

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