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oh snap, that's my kid's diaper money

Uttered loudly over a game of t-low, used to express the anguish and loss felt by an illegitimate inner-city father over the loss of his child's diaper funds to gambling or drugs. To be said with an urban accent. See hey, that's my cell phone
When Kyle saw that he had lost his two dollars, he jumped up and screamed "oh snap, niggah, that's my kid's diaper money!"

Kids In A Sandbox 

Something you don't wanna search, unless you have odd kinks, this video starts normally like a roleplay/fantasy pornographic video, until a maniac woman shoves a dildo into her partner's urethra, yes,you heard that right
If you are a man I strongly don't recommend watching it

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Tyler:"Yesterday Jane inserted a dildo into my urethra. "

John:" What the actual fuck, are you okay? "
Tyler:"After she removed the dildo I had huge aches in my prostate and my bladder, and I am urinating blood now."
John:"...Kids In A Sandbox"

Kids are getting stabbed 

Hey! You know who HASN'T stabbed any kids?
Hym 😃👈 "THIS GUY! But you know what? If what is happening to me is happening to other people, I AM NOT SURPRISED IN THE LEAST THOSE KIDS ARE GETTING STABBED! Not even a little bit! And, frankly, I think it's completely avoidable in this specific instance. And I know what you want me to do and I'm not doing. I'm not going to kill myself and I'm not going to be a slave. You want me away from your kids so bad you can either get your balls up and kill me yourself or you can pay me for that fucking AI I created and I won't have any reason to kill your kids. It isn't even about your piece of shit kids. It's about you using authority you don't actually have to deny other men the right to pursue happiness. And in MY instance, your doing it to someone who is better than YOU, better than YOU EVER COULD HAVE BEEN, and BETTER THAN YOUR FUCKING KIDS COULD EVER BE! Because it is YOU who is a WASTE OF REPRODUCTIVE CAPACITY. You did everyone a disservice by sticking your dick in that dumb slut you call a wife. You know, I walked past 2 of them today. Right at arms length."

I like little kids the forty seventh 

means how uksrfhaiafdlfjdkahfkjalfas
Bitch you i like little kids the forty seventh

drop the kids off at the skate park

The unfortunate circumstance where you have to take a dump in a dry toilet bowl. The

empty bowl represents a skate park, and is similar to the way kids skate in an empty swimming pool.
1st Dude: Dude, my water was off this morning. How 'bout yours?

2nd Dude: Yeah, trying to get ready for work was tough. I had to drop the kids off at the skate park, instead of the pool.

Stray Kids 

Stray Kids are the most inspiring K-pop boy group of all time. Stray Kids encourage their fans (Stay) to be themselves and teach them about the completely normal up and downs of growing up. Being a Stray Kids fan, a Stay, has the same feeling as being curled up in your favourite blanket. Stray Kids makes you feel warm and comfortable and their songs have the ability to lift any mood. Stray Kids have there fans back 24/7 and stay by our sides no matter what. Stray Kids teach us how to be ourselves. Stray Kids currently consists of 8 overly attractive and talented members who each give of their own unique charm which creates the masterpiece we know as Stray Kids.

You make Stray Kids stay, but most importantly, Stray Kids make us Stay.
Stray Kids by Hwangjin May 14, 2020