kidding

(v) a way of taking back everything you just said
Often used as the expression "I'm just kidding"

Your mom is fat, stupid slut, who smells so bad it makes me vomit, I'm just kidding.

by fatwinks May 19, 2006

Are you fucking kidding me?

A statement of disbelief. Sometimes used to request clarification on a subject matter.

"The phone bill is $300?" "Are you fucking kidding me?" seriously?

by quammibox August 14, 2011

kidney shifter

1)A lad who sticks his cock up a chicks vagina so far he moves or "shifts" her kidney

2)The Original Kidney Shifter "honz" from the oz hip hop group 'Funkoars'

Jaymos - "andy just shifted that bitches kidney"
Josh - "mad props"
Kierren - "NOOO i'm the orignal kidney shifter!"

by AndyOne October 26, 2007

Kiddie Factory

A kiddie factory is a woman who is constantly pregnant

The type who lives in a tower block, has no job, milks the state, and has 7 kids aged between 8 and 15 all with different dads

by This is gonna hurt! February 5, 2005

"just" kidding

Making a statement or asking a question and gauging someones response to base your next comment on

Man: "You know, I have some fluffy handcuffs if thats what your into, heh"

Woman: "OK, thats creepy"

Man: "Nah, I was "just" kidding"

-OR

Man: "You know, I have some fluffy handcuffs if thats what your into, heh"

Woman: "Really? Thats hot"

Man: "Oh yeah"

by metdevil678 August 25, 2009

KIDDIE POOL

The act of pulling out and shooting nut on your partners stomach creating a pool of semen.

Daniel: "Man I was bangin Dorothy last night and.."
Nathan: "Did you give her the kiddie pool?"
Daniel: "You know it!"

by JASON^MAPLES May 10, 2010

CS kiddie

A Counter-Strike playing 12-year old who takes the step up to a decent computer game (America's Army, Red Orchestra, etc.), and says the game sucks, blows, etc. because there is a tad bit of realism.

CS kiddie: OMG WHERES MY CROSHARES!?!1 WHY DIDNT THEY ADD THOSE!? THIS GMAE SUCKZ!!1! AND WHY WNOT I TRUN ON MY CELREON 300!?!!

by MN June 25, 2004