Keylei

A beautiful/sexy girl, who is the baddest bitch you'll ever know ❤️ She is really sweet and generous. Cross her you'll get hit. Keylei is her name and heartbreaking is her game.

Wow, Keylei she's a stunning girl.

by Badbiitxhhh September 18, 2016

The Helen Keller Song

A randy drunk-guy song with the same melody as "Yankee Doodle Dandy" depicting Helen Keller riding on a pony into town, putting a feather in her hat and calling it "habawoney".

I like Elizabeth a lot more when she isn't downing the tequila and singing The Helen Keller Song all the live long day.

by babstrei February 6, 2010

dirty kyler

When your friend has to stick their fingers up your anus to pull out the stuck poop due to crippling constipation.

"Come over here and give me a dirty Kyler so we can leave this rest area."

by Yaboy681 April 20, 2020

Helen Keller Handjob

1. When someone attempts to give you a handjob, and ends up just moving your junk around, usually in a random hellish manner.
2. The person who does the handjob feels as though they are doing them a good favor, when really it hurts really bad

Kelly gave travis a helen keller handjob one time and it almost gave him a rash it hurt so bad

by Brian M. and Travis W. October 19, 2008

Helen Keller

One who unnecessarily wears sunglasses indoors, unlike Helen Keller, who actually had a good excuse.

Eddie is such a Helen Keller when he wears those sunglasses in class.

by my white tees July 16, 2008

keeler

somebody who is "dirty" or "greasy". This word comes from the dundas area.

Elizabeth:that guy needs to take a shower, he is such a keeler.. eww!

by brittybabe May 3, 2007

Hellen Keller

in online games, the only person on your team without a microphone.

if it wasnt for hellen keller i would of known that guy was around the corner.

by rudy pseudonym September 11, 2011