Banger at Keivan's

A lit party attended by many where a multitude of alcohol and sexual activity is carried out on the premises. A place where boys enter manhood.
Noun.

Bro that party last night was a Banger at Keivan's! I got sooooo fucked up!

by Daniel Gradel September 25, 2017

going keanu

The correct traditional pronunciation of "going K.N.U.", i.e. going "kilt no underwear": the only socially acceptable and culturally sensitive way to wear a kilt.

Example 1

Person 1: Any geek off the street can go commando, but it takes a real man to go keanu.
Person 2: Damn straight!
Person 3: Amen bro!

Example 2

Person 1: Yo, I was going keanu last night. The laydeez were lovin the kilt and it was all sweet till I took a ride on the bucking bronco. 10 seconds later I was on my back covered in VK Apple and the merchandise was on display.
Person 2: It's just such examples of ill-judged bronco riding that give VK Apple and traditional Scottish dress a bad name.

by PostGradam September 22, 2008

Keane

A British band that is taking over the Western Hemisphere (that would be us for those who aren't so good at geography) because their music is so amazing and brilliant. Their song "Somewhere only we Know" was the #1 song for weeks on Z104 (WQRX Washington) because it is so perfect. The band members may not gorgeous, but they have wonderful British accents and are so cute and so alluring as musicians and people. And, if everyone wasn't so closed-minded about what's cool and what's not (it's about time to make your own descisions people...), Keane would have already made it big-time in America like they have in Britain!

Person 1: Turn that up! It's Keane on the radio! They are my favorite band!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Just listen...
Person 2: Wow. It is really cool. Are they British?
Person 1: Yeah
Person 2: That's hot!

by Keen_on_Keane May 13, 2005

Kegan

Kegan is a sweet and caring guy who will do anything to make his friends and family happy. He loves to joke around and after he messes with you he will call himself an asshole for messing with you. He also loves to show off in front of his crush too and is very smart.

Girl: kegan is so nice, he helped me with my homework and I got an A

by Yourcrush❤❤ March 23, 2019

Keanuism

Religious worship of Keanu Reeves. It spread his message of puppy love, vengeance, and bad-assery.

-"Did you watch John Wick?"
-"Yeah, I now believe in Keanuism."

by Call_Me_Papy March 30, 2019

Kehan

A Kehan is a person who is a sweat at sword fighting and is insane at every single video game his main game is stay alive and flex your time on others it is practically impossible to beat a Kehan.

Woah dude you played like such a Kehan yesterday what steroids were you taking

by Xelented August 15, 2021

happy Keanu Reeves

A state of Keanu Reeves which sadly does not seem to exist.

Have you ever seen a happy Keanu Reeves? We didn't think so.

by beautiful flower July 18, 2012