Kemper

A synonym for "fail" commonly used by Seattle-area Volkswagen enthusiasts.

I can't believe I slid into the crub and bent my wheel. I totally Kempered it.

by darrbar August 19, 2008

i play for keeps

When playing a game of marbles, you keep the marbles that you win from the other person.

Bob: Want to play marbles?
Clide: All right dude... but i play for keeps.

by Crai2g December 14, 2008

brian kemp

Racially charged voter suppression tactics. 21st Century Jim Crow.

The voter learned her registration had been cancelled by a Brian Kemp tactic earlier that month, which meant she could not participate in the election.

by Jigglymime November 6, 2018

Kempy

a definition of bloody awsome.

translate exactly into big goodness.

can be used while refering to sexual pleasures, dancing, hairstyles and a deed.

is also used in referance to the female blonde afro.

"omg, you had your hair cut; what a cool kempy!"

"wow that is so kempy!!!"

"cool lets call it kempy"

"your kempy is bigger than your arse"

by AnNaKeMp February 3, 2009

well-kempt

Well-kempt is redundant. The word kempt means neat, tidy, well-groomed. Its opposite is unkempt;a slovenly person. In popular usage, however, we usually prefix kempt with well - as in, he's well-kempt. On the other hand, it is entirely wrong to define a neat guy by saying he's well-kept - unless he's a gigilo or hustler, being more than adequately paid.

My boyfriend really grooms himself well, he's always perfectly kempt. Or, if you like, well-kempt.

by Charles Panati May 10, 2008

Kemper

Kemper is like sex if it were a person and ate a fuckton of rainbow cake. Had a snarky attitude and was mean alot.

Look at that bitch eating cake like she's kemper.

by Thatboyyouhate. October 13, 2012

Woah Kemosabe

A piece of shit song created by a poser that thinks he can rap.

Woah Kemosabe makes my ears bleed.

by @zexoh July 20, 2017