Kelan

When you try your hardest not to be a fucker, but everyone you deal with is a fucker, so you end up being a bigger fucker just to outfuck the fuckers.

Look at that cunt, he's such a kelan.

by TopShagger2021 January 19, 2021

Kellianne

This girl has the biggest dick energy. Get one drink in her and her cock grows immensely.

Dude, I'm so pissed.
Go Kellianne on him.

by monkey222222 October 28, 2018

Kellner Washing Machine

This sexual act requires 4 people: at least 1 guy and 1 girl; most preferably 3 guys and 1 girl due to the physical strength required. A Kellner Washing Machine (KWM) is preformed by having one guy standing in a pool with his penis in the girl's pussy and she is curled up in a ball so that the 2 remaining people can spin her around and back and forth, sloshing the water around as in an actual washing machine. The girl may want some good goggles. Depending on the guy and the spin methods employed, the girl may also need a breathing apparatus.

I got the most amazing KWM (Kellner Washing Machine) in my pool last weekend. I didn't know Lauren could hold her breathe that long. It wouldn't have been possible without her friends Christina and Niki.

by Creative Pervert December 16, 2006

Keilana

Keilana is the most important person you’ll ever meet. A person who will surly make you smile and laugh. Someone who is kindhearted and has the curliest hair. Intelligence, Strength and kind are all qualities you’ll find in a Keilana.

A friend you’ll never forget!!

Keilana Hawaiian for adored one.

by Alice Náme May 6, 2018

keelan

He's a super sweet guy and acts really crazy in front of his crush. Keelans go for girls beginning with th eletters " S, R, L or T. He can be slightly dumb but is really funny.

Wow! That guy is so funny!

Yep he's a keelan!

by Sweetchair March 11, 2018

keelan

1.the hottest guy ever that everyone wants
2.sexy but nice
3.some drunk (but good looking)irish bloke sitting in a pub with a pot of gold

person1.)omg! sex-bomb!! he is such a keelan..

by hot x0 October 15, 2008

kellen winslow jr.

1. Son of Hall of Fame tight end Kellen Winslow Sr.

2. Claims to be a soldier.

It's war, they're out there to kill you, so I'm out there to kill them. We don't care about anybody but this U. They're going after my legs. I'm going to come right back at them. I'm a fucking soldier

by Dan March 2, 2004