A Keeyan is a rare find, like a unicorn among men. He is always polished, his hair always on point, and his jeans always tailored JUST right. Keeyan is a ying yang — he’s as at home on the couch, watching rom coms and drinking a fine whiskey, as he is on a four day rager, absolutely terrorizing the beach clubs of Tulum.
He has a heart of solid gold, a sweater of fine cashmere and a bathroom cabinet of Dior skincare. A true DILF in every sense of the word, he leaves no restaurant without the waitress’s number in tow. In search of: a hooker with a heart of gold.
He has a heart of solid gold, a sweater of fine cashmere and a bathroom cabinet of Dior skincare. A true DILF in every sense of the word, he leaves no restaurant without the waitress’s number in tow. In search of: a hooker with a heart of gold.
by Unicornmagic3 November 23, 2021
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by KeleMAN December 10, 2021
Get the Keleman mug.Kileyalities are the typically uncommon and unexpected, yet perfect actions that a Kiley does that make you fall in love with her, including, but not limited to:
- Whispering "what?" while a grown man can't stop gazing at her like a school boy in love
- Working on puzzles as intensely as Einstein was when developing the Theory of Relativity
- Fluently talking in cat language
- Ability to cocoon with a sleep mask and ear plugs at 1:30PM
- Non-stop vacuuming
- Obsessive labeling of containers so everybody knows it's hers
- Never crying except when she's in bed
- The list goes on but these are some examples
- Whispering "what?" while a grown man can't stop gazing at her like a school boy in love
- Working on puzzles as intensely as Einstein was when developing the Theory of Relativity
- Fluently talking in cat language
- Ability to cocoon with a sleep mask and ear plugs at 1:30PM
- Non-stop vacuuming
- Obsessive labeling of containers so everybody knows it's hers
- Never crying except when she's in bed
- The list goes on but these are some examples
I am constantly awed by all of your Kileyalities, and I fall deeper in love with you every time I witness them.
by Thisluckybear December 22, 2021
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by Daisy Jones May 15, 2022
Get the Kleeya mug.An illness of being severely jealous and obsessed with a girl on TikTok who is a complete stranger to you. It ties in with also being a hating b*tch that is given a hypothetical crown in which named one the “queen of projection.” A KellyAalsethWhite immediately makes one a walking contradiction. Anyone with the KellyAalsethWhite disease will feel so holier than thou that they may degrade and ridicule a struggling single mother for going through a rough time financially, however, brings in her income by using her mouth as a goal to catch jizzballs and broadcasting it on the internet. Side effects of this disease include making you 100% low key racist, as well as a p*ssy scary clown who privates their accounts and talks sh*t on people who are sitting on their block list. There have been studies that this disease can be prevented if you avoid wish.com colored contacts.
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Synonyms for this word include: Misfitpatriotsdivacup
Yourfutureexwife4
Allzackshavesmallpeens
Kellncheeseluv
by ItsMEDUSAbtch May 22, 2022
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by Ima Nonse September 13, 2022
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I met this girl named" kelayah " & I fell in love.
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I met this girl named" kelayah " & I fell in love.
Kelayah is fine!
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