easter keister

When the Church puts a limit on how many eggs you can find in the egg hunt so you have to improvise

Bro they only let us find 5 eggs each so I had to Easter Keister like 15 of them.

by Dcmarvel nerd February 6, 2018

Keeter

A guy with a Big dick.

I always want a Keeter.

by nigga_bitch October 9, 2016

Keister

To inject alcohol into your anus to bypass the liver to get drunk.

I used a turkey baster to keister a couple shots last night. Man I got fucked up.

by vevalachris June 30, 2011

Keister For Easter

When a man gives anal sex to a woman On easter, Put it in the Keister for Easter

"baby, after the egg hunt can I put it in the keister for easter?"

by THE GNAR!!!!!!!!! March 31, 2009

keeter

Buzzkill, something that annoys you

"Wow that guy is such a keeter"
"This party is a keeter"

by 3mPATHy April 20, 2009

Keister Cowboy

Primarily a Colorado term refering to a gay man.

What a Keister Cowboy!

by Krapfenhund January 21, 2011

Keisteriffic

Adjective: Having a large butt; An obese butt; The state of having an enormous butt.

Yeah, he's a pretty keisteriffic guy!

She's gone from ghetto to keisteriffic!

by Meat Slayer June 10, 2011