Keegan

A Keegan I person that’s extreamly annoying and stupid he has a deformed dick and has no friends he’s a fake flexer and thinks all the girls like him but in reality every one hates him

Keegan ... he’s a dick

by Uranus222666420 May 31, 2018

Keegan

A handsome boy who cares about others. Can sometimes be a jerk, but is very sweet to one another. Wishes to love the hot girl. Girls with sweet personality likes him. Can act dumb to be funny. Wants to show off, but doesnt want to ruin it for himself and others. Hes not perfect at anything except for what hes actually good at. Wants to be tough than others. Wants to be popular. Hes shy about his true feelings, but only shares it with whoever cares about him a lot. Wants to find a girlfriend just for true love. Very emotional about others treating him. Tries to be nicest person in the world. A hard worker. Puts his effort into anything. Has strong feelings with whoever he loves. Tries to do the right way of getting a girlfriend, but always fails. Tries to have a perfect life, but runs into mischief, not to be a bad person, but fitting in with others.

"Hey, you've seen Keegan?". "Yeah, hes so retarded". "What makes you say that". "He doesnt know who Queen is". "Listen, there are people who he knows, but people he doesnt know, hes not expecting to know a person who he never heard of, enough with rumors, biotch!".

by Strange Vlogger November 13, 2019

Keegan

Some obese white kid that tries to be funny but nobody ever laughs. Keegan’s are very horny and always try to get their dick sucked.

Omg look at that whale, what a Keegan....

by joheeee February 12, 2020

Keegan

Fun Fact : Keegans are alluded to being dummies. Can't see when being flirted with. Oblivious to sweet and innocent innuendoes by kind girls. Sucker for girls named Emma, actually, just one girl named Emma

"You're a Keegan! "
"What? "
"You're a dummy, take a hint, I'm hitting on you"

by MemerDreamer July 24, 2016

Keegan

A poor fuckin' ape who eats his own fuck. (fuck is a type of juice if you try hard enough.)

Hey, Keegan, your a fucking faggot!

by DickTitsMcgeeBobsaget SKRAM January 09, 2010

Keegan

- someone that is under the influence of the word wrong.

1. not in accordance with what is morally right or good: a wrong (keegan) deed.
2.deviating from truth or fact; erroneous: a wrong (Keegan) answer.
3.
not correct in action, judgment, opinion, method, etc., as a person; in error: You are wrong (keegan) to blame him.
4.not proper or usual; not in accordance with requirements or recommended practice: the wrong (keegan) way to hold a golf club.
5. out of order; awry; amiss: Something is wrong (keegan) with the machine.

No that is the Keegan way to spell help.

by youareuglyloljokes September 25, 2011

Keegan

Small dick man and is very aggressive and hateful and very rude and argues a lot so he must die!!!

Keegan is a skinny bitch who doesn't care about anyone so dont even try with him.

by Tsjehfbdoghje November 08, 2019