Junofied

the state of being a pregnant teenager by accidental circumstances.

I don't know what happened! We just got so caught up in the moment this one time, and now i'm totally junofied.

by Discreetlyred May 6, 2008

Juno

Juno is a combination of the words "you" and "know", is most commonly used as slang by Caucasian people trying to sound cooler than they actually are.

"Juno my friend Brandyn is a total tool"

"Juno I want a new iPod."

"Anyone know where to get a burrito at 3am, because juno I want one"

by Capton Jack April 27, 2010

jubong

a jubong describes a person with a very small penis. this word originated from canada

a jubong does not describe someone who was born with a small penis (not a genetic condition) it does however describe someone whos penis became small due to outside influences (cutting, circumcision accident, emo-ness, etc)

Edwin is such a jubong

by linkness September 3, 2008

Junoob

A person who just seen Juno, but thinks that they are the expert on it

Person 1: Dood! Juno is the best movie ever!!

Person 2: Haven't you only seen it once?

Person 3: Junoob

by Kyle Mackay-Allen April 9, 2008

Jurong

It refers to a town or estate which is very isolated and lifeless due to it's inconvenient and out of the way location. It is inspired by an estate in Singapore but applicable to any estate in the world. It gives off a very negative vibe and when you are there you just feel like killing yourself or burning the whole place down.

Man 1: "I hate this place! It's so lifeless! I feel like killing myself!"
Man 2: "Wtf bro, chill out"
Man 3: "Well, it's understandable, after all we are in a jurong"

by ZamZamZam July 16, 2019

juvons

You are honest, benevolent, brilliant and often inventive, full of high inspirations. You are courageous, honest, determined, original and creative. You are a leader, especially for a cause. Sometimes you do not care to finish what you start, and may leave details to others. You can do well in position of authority, and prospers in intellectual and professional fields. Emergencies may raise your intuitive abilities in order to resolve conflict or situation. You become very creative under the pressure, and have quite original ideas to make the best out of it.

juvons is 2k goat.

by click boy February 23, 2017

Juno

A non-derogatory term for a high level woman who is Goddess-like, enlightened, empowered, spiritual, successful, confident, stands in her own power, and makes so much money from her talents that she appears to "print" her own money. A Juno slays in her business, transcends convention, isn't afraid to own her feminine sexual nature, and elevates every woman she meets. Her mindset is one of gratitude, profit, and positivity. The word "money" derives from the latin feminine "moneta" which was the second name of the Roman Goddess Juno Moneta. The Temple of Juno Moneta was an ancient Roman temple where Roman coins were first minted.

Beyonce is a total Juno.
Who wants to be a boss bitch when you could be a Juno?

by SisterGoddessKateBailey February 2, 2020