Jonah

Jonah is the type of kid who's not afraid to say what's on his mind. In a way this is a good thing because it gets rid of the fake friends that don't know how to put up with his shit. 70% of what comes out of his mouth is stupid, 10% is perverted , 10% is about the illuminati, 5% is embarrassing himself unintentionally, and the last 5% is actually smart. Jonah kinda doesn't have a verbal filter (which is not a bad thing) but he needs to work on knowing the boundaries. Talking about boundaries, Jonah is obsessed with geography and is not afraid to show it. Overall, Jonah is a pretty odd kid, but we do need more Jonahs. If you find one, keep them as a pet :)

Person 1: What is that kid doing?! It actually seems like he's trying to get the prettiest girl in the grade to hate him.

Person 2: Dw that's just Jonah being himself

by jewish american princes March 10, 2015

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Something screwed up or jank.

That girl's outfit is jankapottamus.

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jonaj

A gay spic who likes dating 12 year olds and likes eating cheese balls without the cheese

Is that jonaj hes so gay

Wait isn't that jonaj didn't he date a 3 year old? gross

by B_RAIDEN November 8, 2017

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Jonah

Jonahs are the kind of people who will always be there for you, and would never leave your side. Even when they can rough days, always be there for a Jonah cause they will always be there for you. They can become one of your best friends, and if they do, keep them. They can always make you laugh, and even through they can be a little weird, its something you'll end up always loving.

"Have you met Jonah? He's the best!"

by One of Jonah's Bestfriends January 28, 2018

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