Kim Jong Un

What happens when you give an angry, fat little asian man control of his own totalitarian regime. If only his father didn't make fun of him for drinking margharitas.

North Korean Officer: Great Leader, Great Leader, the imperialist aggressors have made a horrible movie mocking the amazing country which you have created, what shall we do?
Kim Jong Un: Lets call the Chinese, maybe their hackers can help our puny country to attack the western world with any degree of success!
North Korean Officer: Yes, Great Leader. Shall I fetch your superman pajamaa?

by homieijustfuckedyomomma March 27, 2015

Kim Jong Un

The leader of North Korea who follows in his dead father's monarchy and gets all the food he was sent to himself (which is why he's fat) and the military, leaving the rest of the North Koreans skinny. Also he makes the police do bad stuff to prisoners (torture them)

Someone should do something about Kim Jong Un.

by What-thing February 22, 2014

Kim Jong Il

Stupid Commie foo'.

Kim Jong Il is A stupid Commie who starved his people.

by phalerz lol April 4, 2009

Jango Fett

1. noun--proper name: character who was the template for all Stormtrooper clones in the Star Wars film series. Unlike his son Boba Fett, this character actually used his rocket, his blaster, his grappling hooks, and his generally fun array of equipment. He made many men who played with the Boba Fett action figure as a kid very happy.

2. verb: to be almost as fast and as smart as a Jedi, without using the Force; to fight with technology, like Batman

1. Jango Fett almost kicked that Jedi's ass, and he used his grappling hook and flew around with his rocket

2. That police officer Jango Fetted that criminal using his baton, handcuffs, and a rope.

3. While his son has the coolest action figure, Jango Fett did more than just stand there and look cool

by zingerhoff July 10, 2011

kim jonghyun

the k-pop idol, kim jonghyun was part of a group called SHINee, though he’s released solo songs and albums. he was known to struggle with depression and anxiety. he was only 27 when he died, it was assumed to be suicide. he was truly a poet and artist at heart, after his death a mini album was released called poet artist. it’s very beautiful to say the least. so many shawols/shinee fans are still heartbroken to this day. we hope he rests in peace.

“hey did you hear about kim jonghyun’s death?” “yeah, i’m really sad, he was an inspirationto me and he made me so happy.” “he made all of us happy.”

by punk_taehyung- February 1, 2018

Kim Jong II

An imaginary man who receives blame for problems he didn't even cause. Some people confuse this obscure character with North Korean leader Kim Jong Il. The last letter of the man's name is an 'L', not an 'i'.

Kim Jong II also has an imaginary father, Kim Jong I, along with a pretend sister, Kimberly Jong.

by Diggity Monkeez January 12, 2005

Choi Jongho

The most precious human being on this earth, he's the main vocalist of Ateez and he's known for his extraordinary voice. Recently it reached the # B5 note at Kingdom during their performance on Wonderland. He's the 4gen best vocalist.

Note that he's an amazing dancer too ! He can do everything.

Also, he's an actor. He plays Hyuk, a character from the kdrama "Imitation" with Yunho, San and Seonghwa.
He is very strong, he can break apples in half with his bare hands. His strength with his grip was measured at 84kg, which is more than a normal man. He can also lift tires.

"Choi Jongho is the best 4gen vocalist"

by jjongcherryboo April 24, 2021