Kim Jong

How to refer to someone does something exceptionally crazy.

Joe got crunk last night and went Kim Jong on Morgan about how he powders his shoes all the time.

by jonontheroad September 9, 2010

jingijangled

when little boys get their premature balls played with by their uncle at Christmas time

IVE BEEN JINGIJANGLED!!

by slobonmynoblikecornonacob November 2, 2017

kim jong ills

gastro-intestinal distress brought on by the consumption of korean cuisine.

i don't know what they put in that Bibimbap last night, but i got such a case of the kim jong ills there was no living with me for a good 5 hours afterwards.

by the universal hand gesturer October 30, 2007

Kim Jong Un

What happens when you give an angry, fat little asian man control of his own totalitarian regime. If only his father didn't make fun of him for drinking margharitas.

North Korean Officer: Great Leader, Great Leader, the imperialist aggressors have made a horrible movie mocking the amazing country which you have created, what shall we do?
Kim Jong Un: Lets call the Chinese, maybe their hackers can help our puny country to attack the western world with any degree of success!
North Korean Officer: Yes, Great Leader. Shall I fetch your superman pajamaa?

by homieijustfuckedyomomma March 27, 2015

jondis

another term for majuana. jondis is short for marajondis

Example: hey bro, pass me that jondis

by shayne88 April 9, 2010

Kim Jong Un

The leader of North Korea who follows in his dead father's monarchy and gets all the food he was sent to himself (which is why he's fat) and the military, leaving the rest of the North Koreans skinny. Also he makes the police do bad stuff to prisoners (torture them)

Someone should do something about Kim Jong Un.

by What-thing February 22, 2014

Kim Jong Il

Stupid Commie foo'.

Kim Jong Il is A stupid Commie who starved his people.

by phalerz lol April 4, 2009