Jonah

Mostly called sufficiently lubricated

Did you get sufficiently lubricated with your sister last night Jonah?

by Bibitybobityoffmyproperty June 08, 2022

Jonah

Man has the biggest dick, the most suave facial hair, and is most likely fucking your girl. In summary hes one handsome devil.

"Bro dont let that guy near your girl."
"Why not?"
"His name is Jonah"

by because yes September 01, 2022

a jonah

When you call someone a Jonah, it means that they are an unlucky person

Poor him, he’s like a Jonah

by Jktheaceman April 11, 2020

Jonah

sucks a lot of penis

Jonah "hi"
Pete "go suck dick"
Jonah "Im already"

by YEtte November 11, 2019

Jonah

He’s one actah

Jonah boy is one actah

by M1120 September 19, 2018

Jonah

Proof that Jesus approves of vore.

Person 1: Wow! I sure love reading the bible!I
Person 2: Especially Jonah, my favorite story.

by SwagnessintheBagness November 28, 2019

Jonah

Dances around naked at 3am doing a satanic ritual with a horse fucking a dong in the back room. Also has a sexual attraction to twitch streamers. As he fucks a horse in the back room he notices his favorite twitch streamer is on, hyphin, and goes to the other room to jerk off constantly!

Jonah fuck your mom at 3am during his satanic ritual.

by Dad, is that you? March 19, 2019