Jonah

Mostly called sufficiently lubricated

Did you get sufficiently lubricated with your sister last night Jonah?

by Bibitybobityoffmyproperty June 8, 2022

Jonah

Jonah is the best guy you’ll ever meet! He lights up the room the second he walks in, smiling ear to ear. He’ll always be there for you disregarding anything you’ve done or said wrong. He’ll do anything to make his girlfriend Mady happy (they’re practically married). He sticks up for that girl and is always her number one fan.

Person: oh my gosh look how cute they are

Other person: that’s just jonah and mady, they’ve been together forever lol

by Yourwickedhotmother November 21, 2021

Jonah

Proof that Jesus approves of vore.

Person 1: Wow! I sure love reading the bible!I
Person 2: Especially Jonah, my favorite story.

by SwagnessintheBagness November 27, 2019

Jonah

sucks a lot of penis

Jonah "hi"
Pete "go suck dick"
Jonah "Im already"

by YEtte November 11, 2019

Jonah

Dances around naked at 3am doing a satanic ritual with a horse fucking a dong in the back room. Also has a sexual attraction to twitch streamers. As he fucks a horse in the back room he notices his favorite twitch streamer is on, hyphin, and goes to the other room to jerk off constantly!

Jonah fuck your mom at 3am during his satanic ritual.

by Dad, is that you? March 18, 2019

a jonah

When you call someone a Jonah, it means that they are an unlucky person

Poor him, he’s like a Jonah

by Jktheaceman April 11, 2020

Jonah

He’s one actah

Jonah boy is one actah

by M1120 September 18, 2018