jodaki

A slang way of describing someone of Pakistani origin, the term Jodaki, is cockney rhyming slang for "Paki"

Mr X:Sanjib will be there..
Mr Z:Oh, that Jodaki

by London Boi BRAP November 25, 2006

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Jordan

A Jordan is absolutely fantastic. She never is boring and is constantly interesting. She is sweet but has an amazing sexy side to her. A Jordan is usually beautiful. Her beauty is indescribable and it should never be described as using "hot." A Jordan is so kind and loving she deserves just as much respect. A Jordan needs the attention and affection that she deserves. Also, she doesn't take things too fast, so don't go too far with her or else you will regret it. A Jordan also usually has an amazing smile. The smile is so cute it's almost serial. And what is there to say about the eyes and hair!? A Jordan's eyes are so attractive and cute. A person could stare into them and just get lost. A Jordan's hair isn't any less amazing. It flows out so naturally, it is so stunning. No matter how she has it; curly, straight etc., she looks beautiful. You could stay with her for the longest time and do nothing and you would never be bored because just being in her presence and being with a Jordan is good enough. But it's not all about looks. A Jordan usually has a great personality. Her laugh is different but so sweet and cute. She is talented in so many ways and she is probably very smart. You couldn't ask for a more perfect girl.

Dude she's hot!
No man, she's a Jordan, she's beautiful.

by NaAhH G!! January 5, 2011

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Michael Jordan Weed Look

When someone you have never met before sells you terrible weed. And you get that look Michael Jordan had when he hit six threes in the first half againist The Portland Trail Blazers. After the last three hit by jordan he gave a look like i dont know what the fuck is going on.

Adam: Jim where did you get that stinky ass weed?

Jim: (Gives Michael Jordan Weed Look without response.)

by The Juice 47 May 13, 2009

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michael b jordan

THE FINEST MAN TO EVER WALK THE EARTH 😍😍🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐

“michael b jordan is so leng”

“I KNOWWW”

by urfavblasiangf May 29, 2022

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Jordan-Logic

used by Jordans worldwide, a kind of twisted logic which only makes sense to Jordans or close personal freinds of such people, who have, over time, become accustomed to this odd use of langauge.

also known as Jordan-Slang, Jordan Rhyming-Slang, or most commonly "what the fuck? speak normally you twat."

"in a beef lizard"

in short, translated means:

"in a beef" - beef meaning roast, raost rhyming with toast, toast you have with jam, jam is made from strawberries and they contain straws. straws are a tube, tubes are like london. london is the capital. capital is money. i have £4. this is little.

"Lizard" - in greek Sauros. similar to sauron from lord of the rings. there is a race called orcs. ORCS contains almost all the letters in the name OSCAR. oscar wilde. wilde sounds like while.

so, in short, "in beef lizard" is translated into "in a while"

For example:

"Jordan 'insert last name here', are you coming out?"

"In beef lizard"

"Okay what time?"...etc

This is a simple explanation of Jordan-Logic

by Tom Metcalfe November 23, 2006

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