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Jabber Blog 

The ritualistic act of getting absolutely obliterated drunk whilst playing video games and watching funny tv shows/movies for HOURS on end. The only way the Jabber Blogging ends is if one of the persons passes out with a video game controller in his hands. Jabber Blogging is usually accompanied by a long walk, beer(s) in hand, to get food, prefferably pizza and usually after midnight.
"I'm going over to my buddy's house to Jabber Blog until we pass out."
Jabber Blog by B2RN3R November 2, 2012
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Jobby Jabber 

To 'Jobby Jabber' someone is to sneak up behind them with your hands together (as if in prayer) and 'jab' them in the 'gooch' (the area between the anus and the scrotum).
"Holy fuck by the way! Ye want tae a fuckin seen the jobby jabber a dun tae Ricky, he fuckin made a mad noise like a dug gettin hit by a motur!"
"A dare ye tae Jobby Jabber that polismin! A fuckin dare ye!"
"Yer maws got a heavy growler! A went tae Jobby Jabber her n a loast a finger!"
Jobby Jabber by pierjumpmental March 11, 2008

jobby-jabber 

fudge-packer fart-knocker starfish-invader
that webby, he's a jobby-jabber!
jobby-jabber by charlie-boy February 9, 2004

Jew Jabber 

The annoying, nasel, whining, highpitched, stammering accent, of a New City York Jew. Filler words "uh", "emm". Disgusting!
The voice of Woody Allen has the annoying sound of Jew Jabber.

poon jabber 

One who Jabbs the poon. One who really bets up that pussy.
that porn star is a real poon jabber!
poon jabber by poonjabber December 30, 2015
A Jibber is a person who cunningly acquires an item or object they require for personal use without the exchange of cash, cards or cheque. A Jibber could also artfully 'dodge' train, taxi and bus fares.
Dan; i had to get the train to London the other day but had no wonga on me, anyway i managed to jib my way there....

Dave; nice one you Jibber!!!!!
JIBBER by Pussssy Galore November 27, 2006
Someone who lets you down at the last minute, like when going out on the beer.

As in "Chris Kell aint coming out for beers anymore, what a jibber"
Jibber by Danst January 28, 2009