jessica simpson

A woman who is probably set for life financially, not because of her music career, but through capitilizing on her disgustingly anencephalic stupidity. She makes Dubya look like Enstein.

Dick: "Think I'll go kill some brain cells".

Harry: "You gonna sniff some glue with me?"

Dick: "Naw, man. I'm gonna go watch "Newlyweds" on EmpTy V.

by Aw Yeah August 2, 2004

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jessica jones

A frickn badass bitch with a love of hard liquor (preferably whiskey) and an uncaring attitude towards everything else - apart from that purple douchebag. Seriously, what an ASS.

Person 1: Have you seen Jessica Jones yet?
Person 2: I really really want to, but I don't want to have my childhood of Russel T Davies era doctor who ruined by seeing David Tennant play a rapey manipulative sonofabitch...

by catsy57 June 20, 2016

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Jessica

Quiet Around People She Isn't Familiar With But Be Sure If She Is Your Friend She Will Not Shut Up. Her Laugh Will Make Anyones Day Better. Her Smile Will Light Up The Darkest Of Rooms Most Of The Boys Will Have A Crush On Her At Some Point

Boy:Do Any Of You Have A Crush On Jessica
Other Boy : Don't We All

by Big Alex July 21, 2019

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Jessica

A brilliant, beautiful and vivacious girl with a love for life and beauty. A girl who likes to talk and make new friends. A girl with 100 different laughs. A sassy and independent girl who wants to live life on her terms. Lover of animals, small children and old peoples

Did you see Jessica, she just helped that old man cross the road, while walking 3 dogs and carrying a baby!

by Kekica December 21, 2016

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