Jerk-Out

1. To masturbate in a strenuous way

2. A session of jerking off

I had such a good Jerk-Out yesterday, my girlfriend got naked on webcam & I produced a quart of semen.

by J-BAILS13 July 25, 2010

jerkolater

The act of receiving a ferocious handjob preferably with lotion while taping the end of the penis shut with duct tape (must be secured very tightly) until ejaculation has been reached. Pause for 1 minute and watch as the goo oozes out.

While moving some boxes, Kelly decided to give me a jerkolater with grape jelly and and some packing tape.

by Raw_dogging_and_bailing July 12, 2006

jerbo

to feel all tense becuase of years of viriginity.

He was like hot fire- jerbo to the last drop.

by ken January 24, 2006

jerkawhore

A jerkawhore is someone who either steals your comfy rolly chair, eats food in front of you without sharing, or doesn't appreciate their heartfelt secret santa gifts. It can also be used when one feels like saying something ridiculous that rhymes with dinosaur.

Get out of my car, jerkawhore!

by Curvy January 5, 2008

Jerk Nap

Masturbation, followed by a power nap. Also known as "Hollywood Nap."

Brian came back to the campfire after a 25 minute jerk nap in his tent.

by Lord Graysac June 30, 2008

jerkability

a rating of how sexy (or appealing to masturbate to) is,
ratings go from 1 to 10,
1 being E.T. wearing nothing but a sombrero and a strap-on,
10 being Angelina Jolie 20 years ago

Adam: Dude, did you see the Grammy awards last night?

Josh: Heck yes! Megan Fox was so hot!!

Adam: Dude...you're stupid, she's only like a 6 on the jerkability scale.

Josh:wut?

Adam: Her thumbs look like big toes...

by Beat Off Ben, AKA Ben K. May 6, 2011

Jerk Joint

A porn theatre, like the one where Fred Willard got busted.

What's playing at the jerk joint?

Who cares, nobody's watching the screen.

by Blort Trolb July 29, 2012