Sexy man with a nice body who is loved by everyone and only loves half of them back! Also called Jaraaaaaaaaaaddd, Jarebear, Jay-rad, or Gay-rad. But only I can call him those names...
I'm going to Jared's pool today!
Really? Awesome!
Yeah, I just hope his brother lets me in his house.
Really? Awesome!
Yeah, I just hope his brother lets me in his house.
by KittyLL June 16, 2010
by Jared November 22, 2003
Jared is 2 feet tall and 6 feet wide, he is basically big chungus irl. Jared's greatest success in life is creating the thot blockers.
by Peachybeb January 04, 2019
by YourRoame September 01, 2010
by 410GangBanger March 14, 2017
A metrosexual with great taste for women.
Someone who people crave the feeling of his pork sword in their mouth.
A stubborn, family orientated individual who can manipulate to fit his own agenda with ease, and no remorse.
Someone who relishes in the darkness and finds great comfort in it.
Someone who people crave the feeling of his pork sword in their mouth.
A stubborn, family orientated individual who can manipulate to fit his own agenda with ease, and no remorse.
Someone who relishes in the darkness and finds great comfort in it.
Oh s***! We're dealing with a Jared.
My hero is a complete Jared, no doubt about it.
The only type of guys I'm interested in are Jared', the rest are a##holes.
*Sigh* Why can't there be more Jared'!
My hero is a complete Jared, no doubt about it.
The only type of guys I'm interested in are Jared', the rest are a##holes.
*Sigh* Why can't there be more Jared'!
by Dr J Edwards October 21, 2014
An extreme otaku. Proceed with caution when approaching a Jared, as he might infect you with his otaku ways
Person 1: Hey have you seen that Jared?
Person 2: Yeah he's a real otaku.
Jared: DID SOMEONE SAY ANIME?!?!?!?!
私は不潔なオタクです!!! あなたがこれを翻訳した場合、
Person 2: Yeah he's a real otaku.
Jared: DID SOMEONE SAY ANIME?!?!?!?!
私は不潔なオタクです!!! あなたがこれを翻訳した場合、
by purpleParadoxius February 15, 2019