by Jared November 21, 2003

Jared is 2 feet tall and 6 feet wide, he is basically big chungus irl. Jared's greatest success in life is creating the thot blockers.
by Peachybeb January 3, 2019

by YourRoame September 1, 2010

An extreme otaku. Proceed with caution when approaching a Jared, as he might infect you with his otaku ways
Person 1: Hey have you seen that Jared?
Person 2: Yeah he's a real otaku.
Jared: DID SOMEONE SAY ANIME?!?!?!?!
私は不潔なオタクです!!! あなたがこれを翻訳した場合、
Person 2: Yeah he's a real otaku.
Jared: DID SOMEONE SAY ANIME?!?!?!?!
私は不潔なオタクです!!! あなたがこれを翻訳した場合、
by purpleParadoxius February 15, 2019

by 410GangBanger April 12, 2017

A metrosexual with great taste for women.
Someone who people crave the feeling of his pork sword in their mouth.
A stubborn, family orientated individual who can manipulate to fit his own agenda with ease, and no remorse.
Someone who relishes in the darkness and finds great comfort in it.
Someone who people crave the feeling of his pork sword in their mouth.
A stubborn, family orientated individual who can manipulate to fit his own agenda with ease, and no remorse.
Someone who relishes in the darkness and finds great comfort in it.
Oh s***! We're dealing with a Jared.
My hero is a complete Jared, no doubt about it.
The only type of guys I'm interested in are Jared', the rest are a##holes.
*Sigh* Why can't there be more Jared'!
My hero is a complete Jared, no doubt about it.
The only type of guys I'm interested in are Jared', the rest are a##holes.
*Sigh* Why can't there be more Jared'!
by Dr J Edwards October 21, 2014

by shishtarshnapped October 9, 2018
