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That one guy who gets a girlfriend somehow but doesn’t know how to treat her and dry humps her in front of her friends. He’ll talk to other girls and call his girlfriend annoying for wanting a little more attention because Jared pays more attention to his side hoes. Seems like a cool guy at first by absolutely sucks at relationships.
by HighAutisticRetard April 3, 2019
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