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January 18 

My moutherfucking birthday bitch
Hey it’s January 18 aka my moutherfucking birthday
January 18 by Pancake 33 October 15, 2019

January 16

January 16th is national compliment someone day

on this day tell someone how special they are ☺️💓
person 1: hey you look beautiful today!
person 2: thanks but why are you complimenting me out of nowhere??
person 1: because it’s January 16th!
person 2: i see
January 16 by yeetthatfeetus November 11, 2019

January 15

January 15th is a day the nicest, kindest, prettiest, awesome-est, funny, caring, loving people are born
Hey, it's January 15 it's Sophies Birthday!
January 15 by Louis110806 October 20, 2019

January 15

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.
January 15
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day
January 15 by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019

January 13 

The day, month that only true thugs are entrusted to have a birthday on. If you were born on this day your most likely one of the coolest people on.
P1:Keanna was born on january 13th?

P2:Yea, that must explain why she is sooooo friggen coooool
January 13 by TSTESS December 30, 2008

January 16th 

If your born on this day your the prettiest, coolest, and best girl/guy. When people look at you all they see is a beautiful young person that they can see a future with. Your super caring and everyone you meet falls in love with you.
Oh look at her, shes so pretty she must be born on January 16th .