Jazz Apples

Ladies breasts, normally of a more modest size that can be easily held in the hand.

Shane: Have you seen the new girl in the projects department?
Jamie: You mean Becky? She's got lovely pert tits.
Shane: You're right, a lovely pair of jazz apples.

by manxman69 July 14, 2015

Jazz Purgatory

In a state of being dead but while listening to jazz for eternity.

Bruh the dex sent me straight to jazz purgatory.

by 5ellout January 20, 2019

Jazz Juice

(noun) Mixture of equal parts valve oil, spit, and water- sipped from a trumpet mute.

"Ay ay, ay yay, drink Jazz Juice everyday."

by Lucinator69 May 8, 2020

jazz

a modern (early 1900s) music style characterized by syncopation and dissonance.

contrary to popular belief, jazz is NOT playing any note with any chord. any note played with any chord can be explained. even if it is inexplicable, it just sounds good, which is what's really important.

the cool thing about jazz is that you learn all the rules and guidelines which apply to all the other genres...then you get to break them.

giant steps, though confusing and ultimately dissonant, is a jazz standard.

by unusu-al January 21, 2005

jazz drummer

to eat quickly. to eat like a jazz drummer; head down both hands moving quickly up and down.

Tim : "How's lunch man?"
John : "Good, didn't you see, I was going at it like a jazz drummer"

by Nick Flanagan January 3, 2008

Jazz musicians

People who cant afford rents

As the Jazz musicians walks out of the rehearsal room,he realized he dosent have anywhere to live tonight.

by A random citizen May 16, 2020

Jazza

The man the myth the legend and leader of the kool kidz klan

jazza had a gr8 sesh 1 sauce with chazza and lazza lit skrrtbop

by Seshlord666777 July 28, 2018