iturdle

When you take a dump in a pool and it's green and shaped like a turtle

Me: My mom got mad iturdled in our pool yesterday.

Paul: Oh my god... I love turdleing.

by Godzilla8 November 18, 2011

itari

Stunningly gorgeous, poetic, love to write and focus on what she does. She sees the world with a poetic eye of compassion

That girl is so compassionate, she is an Itari.

Don't get injured, you just might bleed Itari.

by Fafoluwe February 5, 2020

iTart

A woman who is easily impressed by new gadgets

"check it out man, I flashed my new phone
and that chick gave me her number,
she's a total iTart"

by jones harrison October 16, 2008

iTurd

Another word for iPod, but this way, Zen owners can be happy and shoot iPod owners then hold hands and jump into the grand canyon wearing jump cams in their hats to capture the fall on live Suicide TV, but iWon't jump cause iHave a Zen V Plus, SO I'M FUCKIN SPESHUL, OK!?

iTurd are peice of shit excuses to get away from your fucked up family fights in your mobile trailer home with stolen cable TV to watch the Suicide Channel so you can watch all the cool people jump into the grand canyon cuz ur retarded!

by dude007 August 17, 2008

i-tard

someone who doesn't know how to use the computer

Brody needs his little brothers help to get on limewire what an i-tard

by Jesus 001 May 20, 2009

intard

A combination of insane and retard. A title given to only the most fucked up and crazy people you know.

Trying to land on people from a building to kill them: Insane
Trying to bounce by wrapping yourself in rubber bands: Retarded.
Thinking you'll survive landing on someone from 5 stories up because you're wrapped in rubber bands: Intarded.

Lisa is so intarded she tried to make shoes out of banana's to be taller.

by GiantChiprel January 12, 2012

i-tard

someone who can't work an i-pod (or any other electronic device)

Cindy is such an i-tard that she can't even turn on a radio.

by wooberry March 29, 2010