THE BEST LANGUAGE IN THE UNIVERSE, italian australians are 1 of the best examples of italians outside italy, if it wasnt for us australia would have nothing. their history? yes, but when italians came here in the 40's we ruled and we still do now,taking all the woman and sweeping them off their feet aswell as mesmerizing audiences with our amazing culture. ITALIANS ROCK AND THATS ALL THAT MATTERS. gli italiani sono la razza più superiore......................FORZA AZZURI
Thank God For Italian Men
On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm..
The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails.
Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable!
Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time.
No one moves.
He removes his shirt.
Muscles ripple across his chest.
She gasps...
He whispers:
"Iron this, and get me something to eat.."
On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm..
The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails.
Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable!
Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time.
No one moves.
He removes his shirt.
Muscles ripple across his chest.
She gasps...
He whispers:
"Iron this, and get me something to eat.."
by SalvatoreG April 21, 2006
Get the italianmug. only the all time coolest race in the enitre world. they are good at everything, and anything. they acually know how to sing, beautiful languages, and peaceful people.
by theREALItalian... June 22, 2007
Get the italianmug. by Frank Bartallo April 4, 2005
Get the Italiansmug. Italians means two things.North Italians and South Italians.
Once a lot of southern italians went to Usa.Since some southern italians have olive skin,the angloes thought that all italians should have olive skin,dark eyes and dark hair.While north italians have lot of central european r1b haplogroup blood and can't be distingushed by central europeans,south italians with many exceptions fit the classic mediterranean type that doesn't mean they are black,but that they have a lot of greek blood from back in the past.
Unfortunately these southern italians(mostly american\italians)have been brainwashed that their features are due to africans,then some of them happily say that it is the truth and take down the whole Italy in their assumption making never a distinction between them and north italians.
South Italians also brought mafia to Usa,but that doesn't mean that all italians and specifically north italians are in mafia.
North Italians created renaissance,Da Vinci,Machiavelli,Florence,Venice,Pisa,Michelangel the first university in Europe and so on and most of them are blonde blue eyed.
Venice,Pisa,Genoa and Florence fought all the middle age against arabs.Central north italians have not olive skins,and our regions are the richest in Europe,with a pil that overclass England and Germany too.
North italians have not any subsaharan blood,despite american angloes who have been targeted as the most mixed in the world.
Once a lot of southern italians went to Usa.Since some southern italians have olive skin,the angloes thought that all italians should have olive skin,dark eyes and dark hair.While north italians have lot of central european r1b haplogroup blood and can't be distingushed by central europeans,south italians with many exceptions fit the classic mediterranean type that doesn't mean they are black,but that they have a lot of greek blood from back in the past.
Unfortunately these southern italians(mostly american\italians)have been brainwashed that their features are due to africans,then some of them happily say that it is the truth and take down the whole Italy in their assumption making never a distinction between them and north italians.
South Italians also brought mafia to Usa,but that doesn't mean that all italians and specifically north italians are in mafia.
North Italians created renaissance,Da Vinci,Machiavelli,Florence,Venice,Pisa,Michelangel the first university in Europe and so on and most of them are blonde blue eyed.
Venice,Pisa,Genoa and Florence fought all the middle age against arabs.Central north italians have not olive skins,and our regions are the richest in Europe,with a pil that overclass England and Germany too.
North italians have not any subsaharan blood,despite american angloes who have been targeted as the most mixed in the world.
north italians
by IamMachiavelli June 3, 2009
Get the Italiansmug. Victims of stupid Americans bastardizing their heritage to try and sound cool and/or tough. So-called "Italians" talk with fake Brooklyn accents, eat Chef Boyardee ravioli and Domino's Pizza, and keep the first three buttons of their shirts unbuttoned so as to expose unsightly, bristly black chest hair, often complemented by a gold chain necklace. Calls friends "paizan" or "gumba" and thinks phrases such as "Donde esta?" and "'Ey chico!" are Italian. Often claims ties to the mafia in whatever major city is closest to the suburb they live in. Usually feel the need to make proclaimations such as "Yo, I'm Italian!"
"Yo, I'm 9% Italian. Respect me or I'll break ye' face and you'll be swimmin' wit' de fishes. Capisce? I tought so."
by Chernorizets Hrabr July 6, 2004
Get the Italianmug. The best kind of people ever. They love their family and will do ANYTHING for them. although they are very hard headed and like to argue but thats ok cuz theyre italian.
by italiangirlll March 3, 2010
Get the Italianmug. sweet, gulabule, nice guys. romans are of italian descent. did you know that bruce springstien is of italian descent?
the itiaians are just nice. not bad at all. italians are one of the most nicest races of all time. one other is asian.(of course, i am asian.)
by aboy May 27, 2007
Get the italianmug.