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Text items

Items made by text. Best used in texting with phones that you can't send pics with
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Teen 1:u r good at making text items
Teen 2:thx
by Avery monkey butt January 15, 2012
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Two Cassettes To Two Mini Video Home System TO Be Retrieved By The Moon Tarot Card And A Physically Retrieval Of Such Items, By Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025
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Crab Item

An corrupted anagram of "break time", used in the presence of overzealous managers who dislike people taking breaks of any kind. Sometimes accompanied by the waving of hands in a "crab claw" fashion in high-noise environments.
Person A: Crab Item!
Person B: Dang, it's three o'clock already? Woohoo!
by Black Workshirt March 5, 2024
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A type of meme where it shows videos of kittens with the caption, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance>, search their name on Google to find more cute photos!” It is usually found funny due to the question, “Would someone really fall for this?”
“Hey, Skylar, look at this cat,” Milo told him before he showed Skylar an image of a cute kitten.
“Wow, that is a really cute cat,” Skylar responded.
“Yeah, its name is How to Obtain Plutonium 239, look it up and you’ll find more photos,” replied Milo.

(Milo was saying a specific version of the meme, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance> look their name up to find cute pictures!”)
by Freddy Fazchair October 8, 2023
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National Bring your Pokémon (item) To School Day

On National Bring your Pokémon (item) To School day you will bring any Pokémon item to school!
Teacher: Hey! Why do you have your-uhm- uh- THINGY!(Pokémon item )
Y/n: its National Bring your Pokémon (item) To School Day! Check yo urban dictionary 🙄🤚
by ¿DiorMia? September 17, 2021
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shelf item

When you acquire info that conflicts with your integrity, but don’t want to leave the cult, so you put it on your “shelf” to worry about later. As you start adding more shelf items until it ultimately collapses, then you decide to just “fuck it” and leave the cult.
How the Church treats women was a major shelf item for me. Their treatment of LGBT individuals caused my shelf to break.
by DickButtRiddick February 14, 2024
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Wet item

Pakistani restaurant menu items that are soupy in nature such as Nihari
Bro 1: Bro I can’t decide what I want to eat.
Bro 2: do you want dry item or wet item?
by Irf.0 June 10, 2019
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