fecal illusion

When you shit and it feels like its a small tree sized mega log but it turns out to be rabbit turd sized mini balls

When your shit feels big and it really is small and visa versa.

Wow dude that fecal illusion was intense. Like it felt really just ginormous coming out but when i looked at it, like a good citizen, it was really small. Frickin trippy dude.

by the see-ma-wae January 22, 2010

Sloptical illusion

When observing a female, thought to be an 8 at the time, but in reality, a 3 is pushing it;

Losing track of time and hygiene and surrounding yourself with a whole lot of grease

"Man, is that girl hot? Or am i just having another sloptical illusion?"

"This house is one big sloptical illusion"

by Odiz January 30, 2010

butch illusion

A gay male who attempts to make himself appear much more masculine than he really is.

That queen is giving butch illusions on his internet dating profile.

by Drewford28 January 9, 2014

Koptical Illusion

The illusion that Liverpool football fans have to their team being good

Did you see Liverpool play at the weekend, they were amazing.

Dude, I think that was a Koptical Illusion, they lost 16 to nill !

by capita_hendo June 14, 2015

Social class illusion

When people are able to live the life of people in a certain social class that they them selves do not necessarily fit into .

Guy 1: Look at Bill, he's rich, he lives in the suburbs, has 2 cars, goes to private school, and vacations on the beach.

Guy 2: I've known Bill since he was 5. He used to live in an apartment until he was 7, when he moved to the suburbs he bought the smallest house that he could barely afford. He couldn't even afford cable tv or a DVD player as a kid. The cars he has are both Hondas which are about 8 years old. His family takes one vacation a year, they have 5 people in their house and he goes to private school and a shit amount of financial aid. He's living a complete social class illusion. He's middle class.

by moconahhh July 9, 2013

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Person 1: whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'able'ible'al'ant'ary'ful'ic'ious'ive'action'er'ment'or'ness'sion'ship'th'less'y'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ish'ng'mt'ous'ght'ifs'utre'sf'rhg'vgfgh'awerdfg'iosf'hrd'qrdr'yuy'ws'ge'ujtr'wsadfwe'htfgt'whom'dyr

Person 2: why the shit do I have to do this?

by anonymous April 22, 2021

On the trail of the ever illusive M.Renard

v. to be out getting drunk on gin. In order to catch the crafty fox from French folklore one must visit drinking holes and order large gins as this is most likely where the gentlemanly vulpine will be found. Of course he is a devious creature and extremely difficult to find so many establishments will have to checked and lots of gin will have to be ordered. The meaning is similar to chasing the dragon. (There is always a risk that while you are rolling around on the floor of some dive enveloped in Mother's Ruin that Monsieur Renard will be at your house seducing your wife) This course of action is highly inadvisable.

"I have a day off tomorrow, it should give me an excellent chance to get on the trail of the ever illusive M.Renard"

by Alistair Drummond February 28, 2005