investigaetjens

A term coined in Australia during the Morrison Federal Government years (2019-2022) by political/social commentator Ronni Salt as a cynical reference to a number of formal government investigations into topical controversies. These investigations typically concluded by either being suspended indefinitely, or with a set of dubious or undisclosed findings.
They were led by the Secretary of the Prime Minister and Cabinet Office, Philip Gaetjens.

Someone referring to a sham political investigation of any kind would say: “They're just doing an investigaetjens“.

by bzhnky May 22, 2022

interlinguistical

When abem wants a word, he will have it

I am interlinguistical

by Axyloth February 25, 2023

Invérstigated

There has been an investigation around here.

Dowg them got invérstigated on dat one thanh

by Lndrzz May 5, 2023

Incesting

Interesting incest

The sex me and my sister had last night was incesting.

by SpamTheSalmon June 24, 2023

INGETING

A person that enjoys intercourse with rabis infected donkeys

Jack is such a Ingeting

by anonymous November 8, 2023

intertwingle

A confluence of thought, action and emotion that results in organizational magic.

"Andy's dream reflects the intertwingle of good people and solid departments."

by RHughes December 6, 2023

Insexting

Sexting is the act of sending sensual, risque, or sexual text messages to someone with the purpose of hoping to invoke sexual relations. Insexting is when two people who are related are sexting. It is a play on the words "incest" (because the two people are related) and "sexting" (because it is the act of sexting).
I myself have been discovered insexting my mom.

Guy talking to a group of several friends: "Hey everyone, guess what? I solved the mystery of that girl Ted has been texting all the time".
One person in the group: "You mean sexting instead of texting. I know he was sexting to some woman, he said so."
Guy talking to a group of several friends: "I read the messages. It is sexting, but the woman he was texting is his mother, so technically he has been insexting."
Group: "Haha Ted has been insexting his mom, hahaha. That is absolutely wild."

by Ted Rimmel Jr August 1, 2024