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Under investigation

Citizen: please answer my question

Member of media: sorry dude. I don't answer any questions. Your hippie concern is under investigation. Goodbye come back tomorrow.
by Aspergers dragon March 17, 2025
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Furry investigator

Furry investigator a term for a dog since dogs have a great sense of smell and are used for police work
My tiny furry investigator a minpin sniffed where I hit the dog treats
by Wolfgirl1 January 2, 2026
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FedARGHal Bureau of Investigation!

Federal Bureau of Investigation: a governmental agency.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

FedARGHal Bureau of Investigation!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
"FedARGHal Bureau of Investigation!" - says a pirate
by Pseudonymthewild@gmail.com February 26, 2013
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Launch an investigation

A blanket statement for when a company or organization fucks up and needs to do something about the angry media. Usually results in nothing happening, because they investigated themselves and found they did nothing wrong.
I know our CEO was banging 12 interns, stole millions from charity, and was arrested on three counts of murder, but don’t worry, we’ll launch an investigation.
by KingJx212 November 1, 2021
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A Discord agency that monitors discord servers that violate TOS and protects communities by warning them of danger. They also protect the discord people and uphold its TOS. Their server link is discord.gg/f4535zbRr9 for assistance.
The Discord Bureau of Investigation busted several people breaking Discord TOS.
by DiscordBureauofInvestigation November 17, 2022
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Phantom Shitter investigators

A team of lads formed in Ambleside to , investigate, capture and detain an infamous Phantom Shitter. Identifiable by their unique badges, they were created to protect small towns from lesser-common shower shitters, and defend the community. Each team contains one Phantom Shitter Inspector, who inspects the crime scene after a report.
The Phantom Shitter Investigators are on the hunt in Ambleside.
by JellyMeadow77 July 27, 2023
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