A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman

Using a lyric from a song to say hello to a girl, or using a "one liner" that you may have heard in passing.

"Fat bottomed girls make the rockin world go round". Or "Can I have a quarter, because my momma told me to call her when I found the perfect girl". These would be examples of a bad way to introduce yourself to a woman

by Ophelia20_1 March 23, 2008

intro to computers

An entry level collage class to becoming a computer tech. learn how to use the mouse, and Microsoft word. if your here, you dont need this class.

guy1: My grandpa cant use a mouse,

guy2: Hey, mabie he should take Intro to computers

by ph1rmw4r3 September 12, 2012

introlligence

An extensive knowledge in the art of trolling

That man has much introlligence.

by psycostoner April 6, 2015

intrommercial

the ever useless yet unavoidable advertisements at the beginning of internet videos.

why do all these videos have to have an intrommercial. just show me the how-to video already.

by neuspeedescort May 23, 2018

Work Instruction

A riduculous document which is far too detailed and tricky to write, permanantly needs updating and then once ratified it disspears into a black hole never to be used by anyone.

Work Instruction for application processing

by Pixie Pedley February 5, 2010

Brass instrument

A sophisticated device that's used to collect water, which is usually recognized as saliva.

Failing to explain that the liquid isn't saliva, the brass instrument players were told to mop the floor.

by Gouache September 24, 2019

THX intro

The most epic sound that will ever grace your ears

I heard the THX intro at a movie theatre today and came in my pants twice

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 29, 2021