Turkey Holster

When ya homie makes you look bad to a girl you tryna smash to increase his of chances of hittin' it.
That Rob was a real turkey holster.

"Aye, not tryna be a turkey holster, but Blaine been talkin mad shit bout you."
by Garcher April 23, 2022
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California holster

Right after having sex, the man puts his penis in the woman's ear or nose and ejaculates
by thirsty daddy April 25, 2018
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Bologna-Holster

A vulgar description of the mouth.
A place to put your cock.

Usually used to define a homophobic males mouth.
Yo! Shut your fucking Bologna-Holster, you shit eating cocksucker!
by LordAxleRod December 17, 2022
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Boob holster

“Omg why did you leave the house without a boob holster???”
by Gibbyyyyyy34 October 11, 2021
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Holstered too quickly

Term used for when you are taking a fat piss and you put your cock back in your pants while it's still dribbling
Guy 1:"Dude I just holstered too quickly now my boxers are soaked!!!"
Guy 2:"Can I suck em dry?"
Guy 1:"Thanks bro, really looking out for me"
by Bussy.Boy July 27, 2022
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Mexican Holster

Using the waistband of one's pants in lieu of a holster to carry a handgun. Also referred to as "junk carry."
That jackass spent how much on a gun and skimped on a $15 holster? He's gonna blow his junk off using a Mexican Holster.
by fizux August 12, 2015
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simp holster

The space between the bed and the wall you hide in when your girl is shooting her onlyfans or letting other dudes hit, but you don’t mind cause you know it’s her body her choice
by Somanyants August 30, 2022
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