Noob Denial

When someone thinks they're good/the best at a game when they are really just a noob. They will continue to argue with you, trying to explain how they are better without any proof. When you end up beating them/doing better than them they will still continue to make excuses as to how they are better.

Nikko: I don't understand how you're beating me, I'm better than you at this game!
Mikey: It's all good you're in noob denial
Nikko: Nope you just got lucky lets play again

by rekless91 August 14, 2010

age denial

avoiding the recognition of how old you are

Age Denial can be accomplished by not looking in mirrors and/or not wearing glasses

by yuba gurl July 13, 2012

Vtuber Denial

The action of denying that you are a "Virtual Youtuber" to say some of your leftover ego. Symptoms are : Hiding your face under a bag, losing your wife in a golf game, using a cheap PNG model and playing Vtuber music in your stream altho you say you aren't one.

Person 1: Damn bro you gotta check out this vtuber "leer_bag" they're really entertaining
Person 2: HUH wut ? i thought they said they are not a vtuber

Person 1: Nah that's just "Vtuber Denial" They will admit it one day Wink ;)

by Not Zaki May 20, 2022

denial of context

when a thread in an online discussion becomes so dense that no one can figure out the context of any post in it.

A: what was the context, again?
B: i thought you knew.
A: Oh. A denial of context has occurred.

by unexistential September 03, 2016

dental denial

(n) To use mouthwash instead of brushing one's teeth before going out for lack of time or total laziness.

"I put on some deoderant and did a dental denial but still got to work 10 minutes late"

by crackerjax January 20, 2006

Afro-Denial

Main Entry: Af·ro-De·ni·al
Pronunciation: 'a-(")frO di-'nI(-&)l, dE-
Function: noun/adjective
Etymology: The Boondocks Comic Strip (1999)
: a psychological affliction wherein patients exhibit self-delusional behavior, believing they have straight flowing, european supermodel type hair -- thereby refusing to accept the coarseness, thickness and/or nappiness of their actual hair.

Jazmine: I don't care what you say. I DON'T have an AFRO. I don't, I don't, I DON'T.
Huey: *sigh* How sad.
Huey: You're clearly suffering from "Afro-Denial." Textbook Case.
Jazmine: What!!?
Huey: This looks serious, I better start planning the intervention.
Jazmine: Afro-Denial?

Jazmine: There's no such thing as "Afro-Denial." I bet you made that up!
Huey: Wait ... here it is.
Huey: AFRO-DENIAL: A psychological affliction wherein patients exhibit self-dilusional behavior, believing they have straight flowing, european supermodel type hair -- thereby refusing to accept the coarseness, thickness and/or nappiness of their actual hair.
Jazmine: Well I think you and your book are STUPID. SO THERE!!!
Huey: Hmm... Sounds like "Ethno-Ambiguo Hostility Syndrome"...

by Wikkid Dragon March 05, 2006

Zoomer Denial

When a member of Generation Z or a "Zoomer" denies that the fourth industrial revolution is happening.

Bob: Griffin told me that he thinks Ethereum is a ponzi scheme. I'm worried about him.
Alice: He just doesn't understand blockchain technology. He's deep in zoomer denial right now. Hopefully he snaps out of it before it's too late.

by EvilIndustryInc April 03, 2021