Santa Claus is immune to Covid-19

WHO’s comforting message to millions of anxious children worldwide about Father Christmas to assure them (without proof) that despite his older age they needn’t worry about his health during this pandemic crisis, as he would be able to deliver their presents on Christmas Eve—however, they are reminded that they and Santa Claus must adhere to physical social distancing and must obey their parents to sleep early on December 24.

Because Santa Claus is immune to Covid-19, WHO confirmed that most countries—except those few nations that forbid Christmas because it is an “infidel” or pagan festival—would relax their quarantine rules to enable Santa and his flying reindeer to enter their airspace, so that he could uninterruptedly and unobstructively deliver the presents before December 25.

by MathPlus December 14, 2020

The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend

The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend -
the American investment fund that is underwritten during times without outbreaks and then when there is an epidemic the profits from the investment fund are distributed to the individuals getting tested, the individuals getting treatment for the infectious disease, and other epidemic related expenses during such epidemic.
#epidemic #socialdividend #herdimmunity #covid19 #covid19ideas See: The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend

The God for the "The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend" for underwriting my treatment of the Covid19 virus. I hadn't a dollar in my bank account.

by MurdochMaxwell March 12, 2020

Immunity

When females receive less punishment or consequence as they should because of their gender

The immunity exists especially in schools.

by Jwkwjwjkwkwkw May 19, 2021

diplyorbitic immunity

If you know, then you know. And it means exactly what it means.

If ya ain't Yorbit, you ain't got diplyorbitic immunity.

by HashCrash April 22, 2022

AirBar Immunity

when you use the AirBar so frequently that your airways become inhospitable for COVID-19

My girlfriend has the virus but somehow I didn't get it, it's that AirBar immunity.

by mars89239 December 14, 2021

Nerd Immunity

Based on the principle of schooling fish. If you get enough Nerds, Dweebs, and Neck-beards online, you will have less chance of being singled-out by Internet Trolls, or Online Predators.

There are so many people online, that we have achieved total Nerd Immunity.

by Bakey Snakey August 11, 2021

active immunity

Its this thing in biology thats not passive immunity

"This is an example of Active Immunity, not Passive"

by Jim Davidsondf July 6, 2008