Italian Icicle

When an Italian man dies and he starts to go through rigor mortis and then his penis gets hard. Then a woman or man decides to ride it.

“I saw a dead mobster in the alley last night, and his dick was hard as fuck. I rode that thing like an Italian Icicle.”

by Down with the mortis October 6, 2025

Radicate the icicle

To make something previously weird/boring cool by doing it a lot.

Doctor 1: Since people picked their noses too much, we figured out its good for their health!
Doctor 2: That's one way to radicate the icicle.

by Kobble_(st)one January 18, 2021

Upside down Icicle

The upside down icicle is the hypothetical pint from a very specific pub in Pembrokeshire located in the (redacted) valley.

It is defined as a pint you could receive in the winter with a sharp icicle placed sharp side up in the pint concealed by the beer.

This is hypothetically used for when you’re being a bit of a cünt I said (redacted) valley pub.

You better stop being an assħole boi bach or she’ll give you an upside down icicle.

by The_Unlawful_Octopus November 18, 2025