A program created in an attempt to control the minds of the youths(now starting in elementary school) of the future, implemented by Swiss lawn gnomes, by preventing their exposure to the outside world.
The state goals of the program are to provide students with an education rounded out accross five program areas ("groups") - including Language 1, Language 2, Social Sciences, Science, Math, and Art/Option. Additional elements of the program include CAS (a system used to force students out of the house once in a while), ToK (philosophy) and Extended Essay.
In an attempt to shove too much information down the throats of students, the program ends up significantly improving the core skill required to succeed in IB: Bullshit. The phrase I.B. therefore I B.S. comes from this.
The state goals of the program are to provide students with an education rounded out accross five program areas ("groups") - including Language 1, Language 2, Social Sciences, Science, Math, and Art/Option. Additional elements of the program include CAS (a system used to force students out of the house once in a while), ToK (philosophy) and Extended Essay.
In an attempt to shove too much information down the throats of students, the program ends up significantly improving the core skill required to succeed in IB: Bullshit. The phrase I.B. therefore I B.S. comes from this.
by weryvxg August 22, 2017
Get the IBmug. by 31552421122 May 19, 2019
Get the IBmug. Ib is a simply a young girl that visits the art gallery with her parents. Ib is extremely brave, quiet, nice, kind and profined. She is also very sensitive to others. She appears to be a very blunt and sarcastic child as well.
by the social network December 22, 2021
Get the Ibmug. IB: Ok you have to take 6 subjects and also you have to write this 4000 word essay
Student: Hey that sounds reasonable *joins*
IB: You have to take 3 HLs and 3 SLs
Student: Okayyyy, why do I have to?
IB: Yep. The SLs are hard and the HLs are fucking ridiculous
Student: Bruh what have I signed up for-
IB: You have 3 "continuous assessments" every week
Student: Will I have any free time?
IB: Also there's this thing called "TOK". You have to do some exhibition explaining this elitist shit to a bunch of parents Student: Don't we have enough work already?
IB: Also you have to write a TOK Essay one just one prompt and you get one shot. If you fuck up, you lose like 1 or 2 points off a 45 point score Student: Are you fucking serious?
IB: Speaking of essays, you have to write 3 or 4 of them which we call "IAs" and each of them is gonna take you like, 30 hours
Student: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
IB: Holistic learning
Student: Yeah! College! Future!
IB: Also CAS is mandatory and we ain't gonna give you your diploma if you don't do it
Student: *mental breakdown*
Student: Hey that sounds reasonable *joins*
IB: You have to take 3 HLs and 3 SLs
Student: Okayyyy, why do I have to?
IB: Yep. The SLs are hard and the HLs are fucking ridiculous
Student: Bruh what have I signed up for-
IB: You have 3 "continuous assessments" every week
Student: Will I have any free time?
IB: Also there's this thing called "TOK". You have to do some exhibition explaining this elitist shit to a bunch of parents Student: Don't we have enough work already?
IB: Also you have to write a TOK Essay one just one prompt and you get one shot. If you fuck up, you lose like 1 or 2 points off a 45 point score Student: Are you fucking serious?
IB: Speaking of essays, you have to write 3 or 4 of them which we call "IAs" and each of them is gonna take you like, 30 hours
Student: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
IB: Holistic learning
Student: Yeah! College! Future!
IB: Also CAS is mandatory and we ain't gonna give you your diploma if you don't do it
Student: *mental breakdown*
by ib person February 6, 2021
Get the IBmug. 
Shool for the species of human with brains , that actually USE THEM .. the people in these types of school actually have a purpose and GOAL in life.. not like the fucking losers trying to diss it.. well you know what.. you can just fuck it .. cuz in the future.. all the IB people will be ordering from the drive through when you ask them'' fries with that maam'? '' .. basically IB is for peopel who dont smoke/crack/act like freaking losers -- .. IB is the future of the world, it challenges minds, and its there for benefit of all
Ib Rocks -- and if you have a problem with that.. you can go fuck yourself, cuz the world doesn't give a damn what lame trashy school you go to!
by Pissed off IB student from IB/ BARTOW September 9, 2004
Get the IBmug. This is a disease which affects women of age 13 and up. Symptoms of IBS (irritable bitch syndrome) include but are not limited to;
Yelling
Sarcasam
Cock Blocking
Scratching
Hitting
Complaining
Arrogance
Mood Swings
There is only one known cure for IBS. A protein shot injected as a vaginal, anal or oral insert.
(This disease also affects some males)
Yelling
Sarcasam
Cock Blocking
Scratching
Hitting
Complaining
Arrogance
Mood Swings
There is only one known cure for IBS. A protein shot injected as a vaginal, anal or oral insert.
(This disease also affects some males)
"WTF is her deal man? She yells at me for bringing her coffee?"
"Don't mind her, she's been diagnosed with IBS"
"Don't mind her, she's been diagnosed with IBS"
by Kidd Luck May 1, 2007
Get the IBSmug.