i can't be sure but....

A way of telling someone something tenderly, so as not to shock them or hurt their feelings. Best used when you are absolutely sure of something and you want to "drop a bomb" on someone. Can be used jokingly or sarcastically.

I can't be sure but....I think that was my grenade that killed you bro.

I can't be sure but....I don't think I used a condom last night.

I can't be sure but....I think I'm pregnant.

I can't be sure but....I think I have chlamydia.

i can't be sure but.... by bearfootbuffalo January 21, 2011

I can't breath

Learn better grammar

{insert name here} couldn't use proper grammar so they said, I can't breath.

I can't breath by the gilded oreo March 11, 2021

i can't do it 

a phrase when someone can not do something

"i can't do it' the student said to the teacher

i can't do it by el eeel jeffo February 22, 2017

I can't even

Can't begin to understand, tolerate or believe. Incredulous

Donald Trump winning the presidency? I can't even.

I can't even by SF cycle guy October 9, 2016

I can't believe it's not butter! 

A butter substitute made of vegetal oils and frequently used as a spread. Sometimes its name is used as a humorous/sarcastic reference to a sub-par substitute to something.

<Eats a piece of toast>
- Just a moment, is it butter?
- No, it is "I can't believe it's not butter!"
- Well, *I* can believe it is not butter.

I can't believe it's not butter! by potatoninja August 27, 2015

I can't call it 

A shorter version of I can not call it, I do not know, I am not too sure....

So whats the business?
Reply with: I cant call it (only if ur not sure)

I can't call it by Lisa Ceezay February 19, 2003

I can't believe its not butter face 

A girl who is so ugly you can't bare to look at her. But her face is actually not that bad.

Rob "Yo check out that huge b*tch"

Dimitri "Wow shes huge but her face isn't that bad"

Greg "Holy shit she's got an I can't believe its not butter face"

I can't believe its not butter face by Daga Jobin August 4, 2010